Friday, December 28, 2007

Just a brief pause before ringing in the New Year with 3 days of orgy fun...

Here are the results of the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) B and I suffer from this!
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action. We've chatted with/met a few of these people lately, LOL!
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) :The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17.Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:
1. coffee, n., the person upon whom one coughs.
2. flabbergasted, adj., appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. I hear a New Year's resolution coming on!
3. abdicate, v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. (ditto!)
4. esplanade, v., to attempt an explanation while drunk. been there, done that!
5. willy-nilly, adj., impotent.
6. negligent, adj., absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. (I prefer naked, myself!)
7. lymph, v., to walk with a lisp.
8. gargoyle, n., olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. flatulence, n., emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. balderdash, n., a rapidly receding hairline.
11. testicle, n., a humorous question on an exam.
12. rectitude, n., the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
13. pokemon, n., a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. oyster, n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n., the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuckthere.
16. circumvent, n., an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

tee-hee-hee.... can you tell I need an orgy!
xoxo, Danni

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Anabolic Gang Bang # 37



While we're disappointed that our FWB (friend with benefits), Niya Yu, won't be in town for our next house party at the Sex Palace South... she's been awfully busy... and we're enjoying the fruits of her labor.

Check out her new vid, Anabolic Gang Bang # 37, her first DP Gang Bang video!

Anabolic.com Hompage
If you like what you see, you can keep in touch with Niya at her Yahoo group.

Kisses...and, yes, we WILL be "swinging in the new year" early, plus 2 nites at VA Friends. We fully intend to be raw by New Year's Day.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Swingin' in the New Year!


Interested? Go ahead and touch the boobs (and email us your "interests")!

xoxo, Danni and B

P.S. we'll be at VAF for NYE, but what about between now and then? ;-)

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Once upon a time, Danni and B took a little trip...

...to see OuiOui and Barney in their 'hood.

We knew we'd be in their town soon, so we made plans with our good friends OuiOui and Barney for dinner and some naked time together. Oh, yeah!

Barney picked us up, and we stopped by OuiOui's office to pick her up. Had a nice dinner, catching up with life and telling some dirty little stories. It certainly wasn't your typical after-work business dinner conversation.

We came back to our suite. Barney asked to use the shower as he'd been working all day and needed to freshen up. While he was in the shower, OuiOui was the first to get naked. She told Danni that she has learned from her how to be the first person naked in the room. (and Danni blushed, if you can believe THAT!)

Barney was still in the shower, so Danni and I took advantage of the time alone with OuiOui to have both of us pleasure her. We were sucking on her tits. Then, Danni ate her pussy while I fucked her mouth.


Barney came into the bedroom, and Danni quickly grabbed his cock, and the fucking was on. Barney had Danni squirting over and over again, as he always does. I was on top of OuiOui, her legs spread wide as I was fucking her. I then flipped her over doggie style for a while.

Now, OuiOui has become a bit of a cum slut, and doesn't like me to hold back too long. I was about to cum when she asked me to cum all over her ass and back. Of course, her wish was my command, and I pulled out my cock and blew my load all over her. Danni reached over and rubbed my cum all over OuiOui's back. It looked like a finger painting on her back. lol


Barney was the fuck-king that night, and he was still fucking Danni hard. OuiOut came over and joined them for a fun little 3-way. They fucked him, sucked him and just used him for their pleasure. After using these hot ladies for a nice long while, OuiOut forced Barney to cum hard.

We were surprised to look at the clock and see that it was only 8:30. !WOW! But we all kissed goodnight, since we had to get up early for work the next morning. And, we knew we'd see OuiOui and Barney at Virginia Friends very soon.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

The Perfect Storm and a little Greek mythology thrown in


Generally, Danni is our social coordinator. If you want to hook up with us, the female half of a couple needs to communicate with Danni. And, Danni will almost always decide on whether she wants to play with a couple based on the women. ALL the guy can do is screw things up, generally with how he acts. {guys, relax, you'll get yours!}

But lately, Danni has been so busy in our professional lives that she’s given me the social coordinator duty. And I can tell you, it’s much easier for a hot woman Like Danni to get dates made than a “dime-a-dozen” guy like me. I’ve been doing OK, but it’s still all about the women.

Anyway, one recent morning, as we were getting ready for work, Danni offhandedly suggested that if I was interested, we might want to have a house party on Saturday, since we didn’t have any plans for that night. Knowing that Bad Kitty was coming over on Friday, I was a little surprised about her Saturday suggestion, but good social coordinator that I’ve been charged to be, I went right to work.

I sent out a few invitations, only to those that we’ve played with recently. Long story short, despite the short notice, we ended up having 3 couples come over. An 8-person orgy can be a perfectly good size. People generally can get around to everyone, and there’s all sorts of space for playing.

Storm and Wolverine came over. Long time readers know them well, and if you don’t, feel free to put their names in our search bar in the right had side of this blog. We also had Centaur and Athena come over, Long time friends that we’ve known from Virginia Friends, but people we’ve just never had the pleasure to play with before.

And finally, we had the Spartan and his Nymph join us. N and S are friends of Amy J and Jester and came highly recommended. So even though we'd never met them, we invited them over {referrals work!}. Their pictures were hot, and they’d gotten a great recommendation from good friends of ours, all you need to get an invite to one of our parties.


We asked that everyone get to our place early, so we could get the party started. We just hate waiting around until the wee hours of the morning to get to the sexy fun. At our parties, you can grab a drink, or a bite, or have a conversation when you need to take a break.

So, everyone got here before 730 and we introduced N & S to everyone. Storm gets the award for being the first with her clothes off. She came out of the bathroom without her pants and I was quickly next to her. After some brief fondling, we moved over to the mattresses we had laid down in our living room, and Storm started sucking my cock.

That was the signal for everyone else to join the fun. Centaur and the Nymph jumped onto a mattress behind our couch, while Danni, Wolverine, Athena and the Spartan all came over to the mattresses that Storm and I were on.

There were all sorts of interactions, as you’d expect. Storm and I fucked for quite a while. I also fucked Danni doggie style while she had her face deep into a hot wet pussy (Athena's, I believe). It took no time for Danni to squirt while I was fucking her doogie style. I like to think that her squirting was due to my great skills.

Athena put on a strap-on, and Danni hopped on her and rode her for all she’s worth (Danni is a TOP after all). Then I took time eating Athena and then flipped her around for some great 69 action. Athena worked my cock with her masterful mouth until she had me cum with a powerful orgasm.


Danni went back to working Athena’s pussy, working her tight cunt until she was able to fist her. Athena came over and over from this.

As much as I wanted to continue, between the previous night with Bad Kitty and two orgasms this night, I had nothing left. I had hoped for some more quality time with Athena and to get some time with the Nymph (Wolverine and Centaur had spent the whole night keeping her orifices "occupied"), but I was pretty raw by then anyway.

We eventually kissed all goodnight, pleased with being able to have such a fun, and last minute, party. Next party planned will be New Year's Eve at VAF!!!!!! Where will you be????

Monday, November 26, 2007

Bad, Bad Kitty



We had lots fun with Bad Kitty a few weeks ago at Virginia Friends. Lucky us, she lives nearby, so we invited her to our place for some more FMF/FFM action.

Bad Kitty is tall, very sexy and a hot blond. When I met her at the door, she seemed especially tall. I was in my socks while she was wearing very high heels. But soon, those were off, along with the rest of our clothes.

As soon as we got to the bedroom (and enjoyed more 3-way kissing), Danni suggested that she get in her now-famous position, on her back, head hanging over the edge. That was my cue to shove my cock deep into her throat. As we’ve said before, she’s got skills beyond compare, and apparently doesn’t need oxygen very often.

While I was exploring her esophagus with my cock, Danni was working her pussy with her mouth, her fingers and then with her toys. Watching Danni work her magic with that pussy just got me harder and harder. Danni had Bad Kitty so wet, she was almost able to slip her entire fist into that slippery pussy. Bad Kitty wriggled and spasmed with pleasure, all the while sucking me deep into her throat.

I finally moved around to let Bad Kitty breathe, and Danni laid on top of Bad Kitty, kissing that wonderfully talented mouth. In turn, I got behind Danni and Bad Kitty and started fucking Danni doggie style.

We continued to mix it up for a few hours. I was so focused on the task at hand, and what a wonderful task it was, that I lost track of everything. Thankfully, Danni pulled out the camera.










I do remember Danni pulled out her double-headed dildo and started fucking Bad Kitty with it. Shame I was too focused on watching to use the camera.

At one point, Danni lay next to me while Bad Kitty was riding my cock. She watched with awe as Bad Kitty pumped up and down on my cock. She finally understands why I like the Cowgirl position so much. It’s such a great visual, watching a girl fuck and moan and then come while milking my cock with her pussy. Danni just had to grab some pictures of this, too. (Can you tell she had fun with her new photo-editing software?)

I flipped Bad Kitty over and pulled her knees back and started fucking her missionary while Danni sat on her face. Danni and I then kissed with every thrust into Bad Kitty's pussy. After a while, these hotties had me so worked up that all I could do was cum hard for them.

After we had all orgasmed a few times, we lay on the bed and talked for a good while. We hadn’t really gotten to know each other at VAF, and this gave us a chance to actually know something ~other than some wonderful carnal knowledge~ about each other.

After talking for a while, lying between these two hot naked women, my cock decided to take over for my mouth. I was ready to go again, and so were the girls. We went back at it, in various positions. Danni had squirted numerous times, Bad Kitty had gushed and the bed was soaked from all three of us.

Finally, we were all spent and as Danni lay curled up snoozing (as she tends to do after loads of sex, she's such a "guy") I kissed Bad Kitty goodnight at the door. We're looking forward to our next time together.



The end.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

SLS blog fan and Pulling the Wishbone

Received from a blog fan from SLS :

"hey danni - i read your blog today and it was so hot -love the stories of you and badkitty. what's the best way to start getting into the swing scene? my wife and I aren't up for six-somes where everyone fucks everyone (although that might happen..who knows). I think we'd be more comfortable with watching or being watched - what's the best way to get into a more milder scene than what you write about? "



Dear Mr. Anonymous,

I thought I'd be clever (or a smart-ass, whichever works best for you LOL) on this Thanksgiving evening and embed some answers within the email above based on past blog posts. We've written SO much over the years on many of these topics. You'll just have to dig through the archives for the gems. (Link to the archives are on the right-hand sidebar!)

We had other blog fans recently email us and say they'd stayed up all night to read EVERY post we ever made. Laughed my ass off on that one, especially when they wrote that they had to stop every now and again while reading to "get busy". LMAO!!!

Oh, and this is the ONLY post on our entire 3 years of blogging that we've even used the word MILD, and then it was from sharing information from a Kinsey report. LOL "Mild" just doesn't describe us and Danni654 Swingertime! Happy Turkey Day!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

A Solo Storm


One of our favorite couples are Storm and Wolverine. If you search their names in our blog (see the SEARCH feature in the right-hand sidebar), you'll see we've had lots of hot times together.


Recently, we received a message from Wolverine on AFF, telling us that he was going to be out of town, and asked if we could "take care" of Storm, while he was gone. Well, we LOVE messages like this, and welcome any requests to "look after" your wife while you're out of town, lol.


Storm stopped by our place, and we went out for some dinner at a very intimate (swinger-looking) place we'd been hoping to try. After dinner and drinks, we walked back to to our Sex Palace South, everyone very comfortable in the knowledge of how much we enjoyed being naked together.


While Danni was in the bathroom, Storm and I started kissing, groping and removing each others clothes. When Danni came out, she noticed how hard Storm had me and suggested that my pants needed to be removed (as they were, at this point, merely puddled down around my ankles). Well, that took no time at all.


Storm was sucking my cock and Danni stood on the couch and sat her pussy on my face. This felt great (understatement of the year), and I fully (quite literally) enjoyed the attention. The couch (a sectional) was spreading apart, and I suggested that we head to the bedroom before I fell completely through the two couch sections and landed bare-assed on the cold hardwood floor.


On the bed, the three of us enjoyed each other immensely. Each girl took a turn riding my cock. While Storm was fucking me, I invited Danni to lay closely next to me to see the hot visual I had. Danni watched as Storm had a wonderful orgasm while riding up and down. It was so hot for both of us to watch her coming. And, yes, her orgasmic convulsions did remind us of Storm of the X-Men! HOTTT!


Danni then took her turn on my cock. Storm was licking both of us which turned Danni on so much that she squirted all over me. Things were very wet now, and Danni continued to fuck me hard.



Not one to hog the pussy, we laid Danni on the bed, and Storm dove in between her legs. While Storm was enjoying eating Danni's pussy, I moved around and shoved my cock back into her tight pussy.


While I jammed my cock into Storm from behind, Storm's face was fucking Danni at the same rhythm. This is definitely the way a three-way is meant to be. Storm was working the Hitachi wand on Danni, and Danni came over and over again.

The girls laid by back down on the bed, and Storm went back to milking my cock with her tight pussy. It didn't take long before she had me coming long and hard. I did my best to stay hard for a while, and the girls did a great job keeping me that way.


After fucking Storm a little more, I then moved on to Danni and fucked her hard until I came for a second time.




Danni and I used her toys on Storm, enjoying watching her orgasm from these new (to her) toys. After a while, we were all spent, and laid together, talking and enjoying our comfortable nakedness together.


We hated to, but eventually had to kiss her goodnight. Special thanks to Wolverine, for having faith enough in us to take care of his most important treasure.


Friday, November 09, 2007

We've got MAD SKILLS (Part Two)


We slept until about 11 after a very fun night being worn out by Bad Kitty (see MAD SKILLS, Part One). We grabbed lunch and went to a movie (Saw IV, which neither of us would recommend, even though we liked the first three of the series).

We got back to the hotel, and I took a nap for few hours. We had pizza delivered to our room and got cleaned up and into our "costumes" for the infamous VAF Halloween party.

I was pretty lazy, just throwing on silky lounge pants and a smoking jacket/robe and saying I was doing the Hugh Hefner thing. Now Danni, on the other hand, enjoys dressing up every month, and this month became a Dominatrix French Maid, aka a really BAD French Maid.


We got to the party around 10 and saw lots of our friends, including Charlotte and Junior (as surgeon and naughty nurse), OuiOui and Barney (as harem girl and pharoah), B&J, K (streaker) &C (punk rock chick), Bad Kitty and many others. We chatted and flirted thoughout the night. During the party, there was a costume contest for couples and single women. A big congratulations to B&J for winning the couples contest. They had amazing costumes and were the clear winners of the night. J ( the male 1/2) was dressed as an Oscar, gold lame suit and sword to match!


After the contest, the dance floor got very sexy. Danni and I were dancing and grinding with lots of sexy couples. Couples that we had never even seen before came up to us and got nice and friendly, some saying they were blog fans! My cock was being held by numerous dance partners all night long and Danni's tits and pussy was explored by more women than we can count.

At midnight we all headed upstairs. On the way up, A&C showed up, and they joined us upstairs. We didn't get too far down the hallway as a bunch of sex couples gathered near our doorway.


It didn't take long for people to come into our room. Bad Kitty and I were the first to get into the room, and we joked that we recognized the bed. Bad Kitty was quick to get back into her favorite (and now mine, too) position, and I was quickly shoving my hard cock deep into that waiting throat, and holding it there until she couldn't hold her breath any more.

Everyone else was filing into the room. Danni had taken A (the female 1/2 of A&C) onto the bed next to us and quickly had her naked and was working her pussy.


A hot little scene appeared near the love seat, as Charlotte and Junior were playing with a new couple we'd just met (LaTeishia and Harry, we think! lol). At one point, Charlotte was laying on the floor, LaTeishia was on top of her, and Junior was fucking LaTeishia doggie style. B&J had joined the group, and J (the golden Oscar) took his turn fucking LaTeishia without even removing his suit. Seems that "Oscar" has a zipper for his cock!

While Bad Kitty and I were 69'ing, Danni got up and put on her Barbie-pink strap-on. She fucked A hard with her strap-on for a long time. A likes it rough and begged Danni for more, more, more. 24 hours later, Danni's "guy muscles" were still sore, lol.

Bad Kitty and I were fucking by this point, enjoying our now familiar bodies. After Danni was done with A and the strap-on, she grabbed her double-headed dildo and approached Bad Kitty. She had previously mentioned to us that she'd owned a double-headed dildo, but really didn't know how to use it.

Well, Danni showed her.

With the double-headed in each of their pussies, they fucked each other really hard. At one point, Bad Kitty was fucking Danni so hard with her new found cock, that Danni just laid back and enjoyed being fucked by this incredibly sexy blonde.

While I was laying next to this scene, Charlotte finally came up for air and noticed that I was "available". Lucky guy that I am, she came over and hopped right onto my cock and started fucking the hell out of me. After some nice long fucking, she milked the cum right out of my cock with an intense orgasm. I tried to keep going, but nature finally took over, and I needed to take a break.

By this point, Danni's half of the bed was soaked. Danni had squirted all over from she and Bad Kitty using the double-headed dildo. Now when Danni's done, she's DONE. She was laying in a fetal position, almost sleep. Junior had come over and joined Charlotte and me. He flipped her over doggie style and started fucking her while Char was sucking me hard again.


This fucking and sucking was going on for a long time, so long that Danni passed out along the way at some point. Junior needed to take a break and headed down the hall for some food, so Charlotte hopped onto my cock and went back to fucking me.

Knowing that I didn't have another orgasm readily available, I flipped Charlotte over, laid her on her back and started fingering her pussy. I had her squirting 4 or 5 times, and the bed was soooo wet that we could have called it a pond. lol

Junior returned and the three of us decided it was time to grab a bite. We'd been playing for about 3 hours, and we all could use some energy boost. After groggily looking at the food, I decided that exhaustion was overtaking hunger, and I said goodnight to everyone.

Danni was long passed out as I joined her in bed. She never moved. But she was surely having wonderful dreams. By comparison, Danni's side of the bed was drier than mine for a change. Until next party....we're trying out MAC for Leather & Lace.

Monday, November 05, 2007

We've got MAD SKILLS (Part One)


Traffic to Virginia Friends was rough this night, so we didn't make it to the new hotel until party time. We signed in and headed to our room to unpack. Virginia Friends, our favorite club, has had a little rough patch with hotels, changes in ownership (and less-than-understanding management) had caused the club to move to a few different hotels. After a weekend at this new one, we really hope things work out. Hope this can be our club hotel for a long time. It's miles ahead of the previous hotels.

Friday was a fairly quiet night, between 50 to 75 people. We had a few drinks, caught up with some old friends and were pretty mellow for most of our time in the bar.

At midnight, the party went up to the secured floor, and everyone seemed to lose a lot of their clothes. Definitely a good thing.

We enjoyed talking to lots of people. We normally don't hang in the hallway very long, since parties just seem to start early in our room. But, this night had been pretty mellow, so there was no instant party starting up.

I (B) noticed a sexy tall blonde and recognized her as a single female we'd been emailing on SLS for a while, trying to find a time to get together. I went over to her and introduced myself. Sure enough, it was Bad Kitty.

Danni and I chatted with her and others for a long time. There was lots of BDSM play happening in the hallway, with floggers leaving red marks on asses and backs. Ouch. Danni had to run the bathroom for a minute, and Bad Kitty and I continued our conversation (actually, Danni told me to "seal the deal"). Suddenly, Bad Kitty saw a couple she knew, and before I knew it, she was leaving with them. Damn!

Danni came back and asked what happened. I just proved that it's all about the women, and guys just aren't good "bait". We hung out a little longer, watching with cringing awe as women spanked women, men spanked women, and women were spanking men. And, when I say spanking, I really mean beating the shit out of each other. That's certainly not the way that Danni and I play, but there seemed to be a lot of happy victims.

Suddenly, I noticed that Bad Kitty had returned and was nestled up next to Danni. This was a VERY good thing. After talking for a while, Danni sat Bad Kitty on a cooler, spread her legs and went down on her, eating and fingering her pussy. Bad Kitty was clearly enjoying this. The girls received some great interest from those remaining in the hall. A few people were even interested in trying to join them, but the girls were very focused on each other.

After a while, they got up and grabbed my hand and said it was time for the three of us go back to our room. BABY!!!!!


We got to our room and Danni has to make another bathroom trip. She told me that Bad Kitty really liked to suck cock, and I should shove my cock into her mouth, she'd be right back. Well, with this request, it took be about .17 seconds to get hard. I love my Danni!

Bad Kitty smiled and hopped on the bed, laying backwards, with her head hanging off the edge of the bed. My pants were already off, and she grabbed my cock and forced me into her mouth.

Now normally, this position can put a woman in a pretty vunerable position, and it's pretty easy to get deep into her throat. Most women need some workup towards deep throating, if they can do it at all. Well, not Bad Kitty. She grabbed my ass and forced my cock all the way into her throat. There was absolutely no gagging. As we told her, she's got "Mad Skills" when it comes to cock sucking. That term would be used with Bad Kitty throughout the weekend.

Bad Kitty would keep my cock in her throat for an amazingly long time. At one point, she was lamenting that she had to breath at all. She would love to just keep my cock right there, but funny how the body occasionally requires some oxygen.

Danni came out and went right at that available pussy. Bad Kitty sucked me for maybe 20 minutes while Danni was eating, fingering and attempting to fist Bad Kitty's tight little pussy. Danni and I would kiss each other, since it was so easy to reach each other.

We flipped Bad Kitty around so I could work on her slurpy, wet pussy, and Danni lowered her cunt onto Bad Kitty's face. Bad Kitty is fairly new to the girl/girl thing, so Danni was careful not to shove her cunt directly onto her face, in case Bad Kitty wasn't ready for serious pussy eating. Well, Bad Kitty clearly likes pussy, and she grabbed Danni's ass and forced her pussy hard onto down onto her face, and tongue.

In the meantime, I spread Bad Kitty's legs and ate that tasty pussy. I explored her wet cunt, licking her g-spot and clit, feeling her "cunt-vulse" from both Danni and I working her.

I finally got up and lifted Bad Kitty's knees up and shoved my cock into her tight, wet cunt. Danni was telling me to fuck her hard, but Bad Kitty had told me earlier that she enjoying the sensual part of play, and not just raw fucking, so I didn't got into "slam fuck" mode. But, I took immense pleasure in feeling my cock going in and out of her. She seemed to enjoy this, too.

After a long while of fucking, I couldn't hold back any more and came hard. I did my best to remain hard for a while and did so for maybe 5 more minutes. But eventually, we all settled down on the bed, snuggled together and talked for a while, getting to know Bad Kitty better.

Meow!!

Danni got up to go to the bathroom, and Bad Kitty and I started kissing again. She rolled over on top of me and felt my hard cock pressed against her. She lit up with a big smile. So Bad Kitty hopped on top of me and lowered herself onto my waiting cock. We continued fucking; I enjoyed watching her fucking me from above, as Danni came out of the bathroom.

Danni started licking my balls and Bad Kitty's ass, both of us loving the feel of her mouth. Danni told Bad Kitty to ride me hard, and she did, and after a more great fucking, Bad Kitty had me coming again.

By this time, we'd been playing for over 2 hours and all of our legs were quivering. We kissed goodnight and said we were looking forward to seeing her tomorrow.


P.S. Danni and I have "Mad Skills", too! ;-)

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Dolce (F) and Gabana (M) do sushi


We woke up this morning, only to find a yahoo IM from Dolce (F) and Gabana (M) asking if we might be available to meet tonight. At the same time, Enigma sent me an IM (we chat often), and I asked her if they were interested in a little six-way tonight. They jumped right on it, literally.

The 6 of us met for Chinese, and we spent some time getting to know Dolce and Gabana. As dinner wrapped up, Danni suggested that we head back to our place, which we all did.

Now, we don't usually pay attention to fortune cookies, but ours foretold of the evening ahead (no lie, this is what we got at the restaurant! LMAO):
"A couple of extra friends could be floating in your direction."
"Go above and beyond your duty. You will benefit from it."
"The joyful energy of the day will have a positive effect on you."
"Turn on the charm. You'll be glad you did."
"You'll meet your big cheese today."
"You are attractive to the opposite sex."

When we got back to our place, Danni grabbed Dolce and Enigma, and the 3 girls went into the bedroom, as the guys hung out and had a drink. We always disagree as to how long the girls spend in the room without the guys. I figure that it's a few hours, Danni thinks it a few minutes. It's probably somewhere in between.

After a while, we peeked in and saw the girls all naked and intertwined. They told us to come on in and to bring our cocks with us. We gladly obliged.

Everyone had a chance to have sex with everyone. I started with Dolce, first with oral and 69'ing, later with some long fucking. Danni was fucking The Shadow and Enigma was with Gabana. Eventually things changed up, and I had time with both Enigma and my love, Danni.

Everyone had come at least once. The Shadow and Danni were done and having drinks. I was hanging out with them when I noticed that 3 people were missing. I walked back into the bedroom and found Enigma playing with Dolce and Gabana - again. So I hopped on the bed to watch. I soon got involved in the action, and we had a nice little 4-way going on.

Enigma and I got up after we finished. After a bit, I saw that 2 people were still missing, so I again went back into the bedroom, to find Dolce and Gabana still going at it. Boy, don't these guys have a breaking point?

Dolce started working me gain, sucking on my cock. They asked if I would indulge them in one of her fantasies, a bit of double penetration. I said that I'd love to help them out and got in position to shove my cock in her waiting ass. Unfortunately, I'd already come a few times, so the best I could get was a kind of rubbery hard on, not the cock of steel that you really should have when you are doing DP. I appologized, and told them that I owed them a DP, and they they needed to grab me early in the evening next time.

So to Dolce and Gabana, you have an IOU-DP waiting for you (just fill in the blank below!).


We eventually kissed everyone goodnight and everyone left with a big smile on their face.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sex is Golden


We met Golden (F) and Gerard (M) at a local bar, had some drinks (including a Blue Motorcycle, highly recommended). After some nice conversation, we quickly agreed to come back to our place. Golden and Danni quickly began kissing and groping each other in the kitchen. Golden dropped on her knees to eat Danni's pussy. After a bit, Danni hoped onto the counter so that Golden had an easier time eating her.

Nice!

After a while of this hot scene, we knew it was time to get to the bedroom.


The girls continued playing with each other for a while. Eventually they invited both of the guys and lots of fucking and sucking ensued. Everyone took turns with everyone. Of course, Danni squirted with Gerard, all over him.

It was a work night so everyone knew that the night was going to be an early one. We kissed goodnight, hoping that we'd see them again really soon. Hopefully they'll make one of our next parties.


Sorry to take so long to post about this very HOTTT time...and we do hope to invite G&G again soon!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Miracle Beer Diet -ROTFLMAO

Just had a friend email us this vid! It's great! Think we know some girls (and guys) that prescribe to this diet, too.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Top 10 Reasons To Become Swingers


Ok, I found these online and thought I'd share, with comments based on our experiences:
Top 10 Reasons To Become Swingers

Couples who enjoy swinging and frequent swinger's clubs say that they love their partners but crave "recreational sex".

They claim that having sex with others is purely "for fun" and in no way diminishes the relationship they have with their spouse.

So where in such a relationship are the secrets that only two can share? Doesn't having "interchangeable" sex partners kind of take the personal intimacy and romance right out of the bedroom?

Not according to swingers. They maintain that swinging allows them to explore their sexual boundaries together while strengthening their mutual love and respect for each other.

So, if you and your spouse are considering crossing over from fantasy to reality, here are the top 10 reasons to become swingers (and not everyone one of these "reasons" applies to everyone; and these are in no particular order per Danni).

  1. Because you both want to experience sex with other people but do not want the guilt of "cheating". (monogamy is WAY over-rated; it's JUST sex, damnit, per Danni and this is one of our top reasons for swinging and mine-Danni's- is #5)
  2. To experiment and learn new techniques that new sex partners can offer.
  3. To fulfill your mutual fantasies.
  4. To satisfy your voyeuristic tendencies.
  5. To explore your bisexual curiosities.
  6. Have group sex in a safe and controlled environment whether it be at a private "house party" or at a swingers club.
  7. To enjoy multiple partner sex with like-minded people without fear of judgment.
  8. To make new friends and experience an exciting "alternative lifestyle".
  9. To experience those long lost, intoxicating feelings of "lust" and rejuvenate your boring and routine sex life. (ok, yes, we've heard this reason, but certainly not one of ours! nothing boring or routine about our sex lives per Danni)
  10. To share in a totally uninhibited and enjoyable "release" from the stress of everyday life. (nothing better than sex for stress relief per Danni)


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Now, it's your turn; tell us what's YOUR reason for swinging?????

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Danni answers her email...



Just received this email with regard to my previous laser hair removal treatments...


...and thought I'd answer for everyone's benefit:

"Hi Danni.

I've always enjoyed your blog and your happy sense of humor. If I am ever able to entice my wife into sharing, perhaps our paths will cross. But, that's not why I'm writing.

A while back, I recall you writing that you'd had your (short) hair lasered off. Though being almost bald, my "short hair" was longer than the hair on my head, I figured "what the hell, who wants hairy balls", and, so, while my wife and I were in {location removed to protect the oh-not-so-innocent} last week, we visited a cosmetic spa and got lasered. I'd shaved it all once, and HATED the scratchiness of it growing back. So, I used to just yank em out one by one, which was time consuming and, as you probably know firsthand, not so fun. So, as instructed, the night before being lasered, we shaved the areas to be treated.

The next day, we did the laser thing. For me, it was a bit odd to have a pretty young doc handle my pecker without gloves, but, what the hell. The thing is, the process didn't hurt much. The pulses felt more like that feeling you get when you gently lower your more tender parts into water that's a bit too hot. Now, a week later, the hair seems to be growing back no differently than if I'd simply shaved it. SO, I'm wondering if they simply didn't turn the thing up high enough to actually remove my hair.

My wife's experience is similar (though she'd rather eat dirt than write about it). Now, I do know this is not supposed to be a one shot procedure.....but....just what is normal? When you got done, particularly the first time, was it particularly painful? Did you have any redness afterwards? Did your hair pretty much begin growing out again as if you'd shaved, as opposed to being lasered? I have a fairly high pain tolerance, and told them to simply turn it up as high as they needed to, so it wasn't as if I was reacting in a way which would have caused them to turn down the intensity of the pulses.

I was so looking forward to having nice shiny cock and balls, and now it's all about as smooth and shiny as sandpaper.

I'm hoping that you can relate your experience in a way which will shed some light on whether they simply didn't laser me effectively, in which case I'll let AMEX deal with it, and find someplace else to go. We'd tried not to do it locally, as my wife is a {occupation removed to maintain discretion} , and, well, she'd prefer to keep some things private (as opposed to her husband, who didn't know the parking lot of {location removed for, well, 'er just for shits-and-grins} was under video observation until he got caught using it as a changing room).

Thanks for your time, and for your hot, funny blog.

Regards, S"



Well, S,

I'm glad to give you the low-down. Laser hair removal is not a one-shot process, that's true. It was probably not until the 3rd or 4th treatment that I noticed much reduced hair growth. I had 6 treatments in all. Also, I still have a small amount of hair that does re-grow. It's very close to my labia, and I assume it is from the operator's personal discomfort at being that close to my "lips".

I think you and your wife are making too much of simple hair removal NOT to do it close to home, so you can do the full regime of treatments. It's no big deal, really! I'd be more concerned that the "doc" that did yours was un-gloved. OMIGOD! Talk about unsanitary; yuck!

The only pain I had was similar to a rubber band being snapped against my pussy. A little redness went away fairly quickly, just slightly inflamed hair follicles. Aloe helped a great deal. Just felt a bit "warm" for about 20-30 minutes after each treatment, but I was always good-to-go for fucking every evening!

Sorry, but I don't think AMEX can help you. LOL Go to a cosmetic spa local to you and get BALD!

Glad you enjoy the blog. We enjoy making it, well, enjoyable. Sorry to take so long to post about our recent 4-some and 6-some, including some new (and young) players. B's working on it, I promise.






We'll be at VA Friends for Halloween. Let's get naked!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Club FA, aka Freedom Acres, in Sunny CA


Yep, we finally visited Freedom Acres. Thanks to some great friends (we met in Vegas at the Lifestyles Convention), we were VIPs.

The place was mobbed and the club is great, especially the play area, which is large with lots of variety and space. We had an early morning flight the next day, so wanted to get to playing pretty early in the evening. We got there around 9 and had some hot sexy fun with some couples on the dance floor.

It was "Naughty School Girl" night, and Danni enjoyed as many school girls as she could get her hands...and her lips...on. Lots of fondling and fingering , kissing and licking...seems every girl Danni tried to pickup was a nervous newbie. aw, the luck!


By 11, we were ready to get naked, but the vast majority of the people were still in party mode. And, we wanted to play.

So we just went back to one of the lofts, got naked and started fucking. We had a few couples watch us, but they seemed nervous about joining in. There was one couple that laid down next to us and started fucking.

They asked to swap, but their girl wasn't bi at all, and Danni wasn't feeling it with the guy. We prefer group play over simply switching partners, so we declined.

After we both put on a little show for the small group in the loft, we got dressed and called it an early evening. We'd highly recommend FA. We just need to have a little more rest, and more time, so we can wait to play until a little later on in the evening.

We're back in the area in the spring, so we'll probably be back to FA. It'd be great to meet a nice group, maybe have some dinner, drinks and then get wild at the club. We'll post a reminder that we're going a little closer to the dates.

A big orgy in the loft would we great!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Funeral on Thursday



A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes apose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"



He never heard the shot. Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed coffin.

Stay tuned for more party reports. B's still busy writing! Be patient...

Friday, October 05, 2007

Happy Haunting


As for Halloween, we just got word that Virginia Friends (VAF) is still having the party on Oct 26-27 (just a different hotel), so we're going! We love Halloween!

If you need more information, just send us a note via email.

Happy Hunting, 'er , I mean Happy Haunting!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Missed VAF Hampton Roads "Gathering"...oops!

...when a single Female contacts you to get together for a 3-way instead of going out to a "meet and greet"... how could we say no???





our new friend needed some sexxxy, creative pics for her profile, so we agreed to help!

Since moving to the area, we hadn’t had much luck meeting single females. Lots of emails, chats on yahoo, and winks on AFF, but nothing had panned out. We’ve had the pleasure of about a dozen unicorns over the past few years, but we’d been on a bit of a cold streak lately.

We had planned on going to the VAF gathering to see what was going on, when out of the blue, Angel sent us an IM saying, “wanna get together”?

We had been chatting with her a while ago, but assumed that she’d moved on to other pastures. But boy, were we wrong.

The girls talked on the phone, and they agreed that we’d all meet for dinner near the VAF party, and then she could join us at the party. Later in the day, Angel got back to us, asking if we could change plans and just meet for dinner at a restaurant near our house. She wanted to come back to our place right after dinner. Of course, we were happy to oblige. Yes, ma'am!

After dinner, we came back to our place, just as planned. Angel's a sexy blond with a bunch of tats and a few piercings. We had another drink at our place and then all approached each other for a sexy three-way kiss.

I backed off a bit as the girls continued kissing. Danni had already changed into a sexy little robe, and within seconds, it had fallen to the floor.

Angel’s blouse was soon off, with bra to quickly follow. And seconds later, with help from Danni and me, she was completely naked, both girls kissing and exploring each other. I took in this scene, kissing and touching each girl, but trying not to get in the way of the hot F/F action.

After a bit, we moved to the bedroom. We explored pretty much every variation. Both girls were sucking my cock. Each girl took time to eat the other girl’s pussy. I would take advantage of the available pussy while the other one had a tongue in the other. Eventually, we laid Angel down, and I spread her legs and started fucking her while Danni sat on her face.

After a while, I knew I wasn’t going to be able to hold back any more, and I came hard and long.
Lying next to the girls, now in recuperating mode, I watched as the girls explored Danni’s toys. They shared a double headed dildo, a first for Angel. And, Danni worked her vibrator on Angel’s welcoming pussy. And the AcuVibe had Danni coming numerous times.

It didn’t take long for me to get back into the action. Danni hopped onto my hard again cock, while Angel licked my balls and Danni’s pussy. Angel would hold onto my cock as Danni was riding up and down it. Angel started fingering Danni’s ass while I was fucking her. I could feel her finger next to my cock, only separated by Danni’s internal wall. Yes, this is a form of double penetration that Danni really likes. After a while, Danni squirted all over me while I came at the same time. Angel got a nice view of all the fluid spewing.

We took a break for a bit, grabbed a drink, and spent some time getting to know each other better. Danni was starting to get tired and a little dehydrated, since she had come so many times. She decided to go to bed, but suggested that Angel and I continue, as she could see we both had some energy left. I kissed Danni, my love, goodnight, and took Angel into another bedroom.

We 69’d for a while, and I enjoyed a good amount of time eating and fingering Angel’s pussy. I then got on top of her and began fucking her, sucking on her nipples as my cock pumped away. She decided to flip over and have me fuck her doggie style, and soon after that, she had me coming again. I knew she had at least one more orgasm in her, so I worked her pussy with my fingers. Angel showed me exactly what she likes (ladies, this is a smart thing to do, don’t think that guys can read your mind, lol). I followed her directions well, apparently, and soon she was coming again.

We kissed goodnight, all agreeing that we wanted to see each other again, very soon, and regularly. Luckily, she works near our house, so we hope that she’ll be able to find a “detour” to our place often.