Thursday, December 29, 2005

For our International Readers...Thanks for Joining and Reading

Click here for our RINGO photo albums.

In English
Please post pictures to stay in our group. Be sure to put a picture in your main profile, too. We will be deleting people with no pictures, single males, picture collectors, child porn and bestiality. We are swingers, very real and not interested in fakes. Hope you understand. Thanks.

Auf Deutsch (in German)
Bitte Postenbilder, in unserer Gruppe zu bleiben. Um unbedingt ein Bild in Ihr Hauptprofil, auch zu stellen. Wir werden Leute mit keinen Bildern löschen, heben Männer heraus, stellen Sammler, Kindporno und Grausamkeit dar. Wir sind swingers, sehr wirklich und nicht interessiert in Fälschungen. Ich werde hoffen, dass Sie verstehen. Dank.

по-русски (in Russian)
Пожалуйста объявите(отправьте по почте) картины, чтобы остаться в нашей группе. Убедитесь, что поместили картину в ваш главный профиль, также. Мы будем удалять людей без картин, единственных(отдельных) мужчин, картинных сборщиков, детского порно и скотства. Мы - громадины, очень реальные и не заинтересованные фальшивками. Надежда Вы понимает. Благодарность.

en español (in Spanish)
Por favor retratos de poste para permanecer en nuestro grupo. Esté seguro poner un retrato en su perfil principal, también. Estaremos borrando a personas con ningunos retratos, solos males, se imaginan los recaudadores, pornografía de niño y bestialidad. Somos columpiadores, muy verdadero y no interesados en falsificaciones. Espere que usted entienda. Gracias.

在中国人中 (in Chinese)
请张贴画在我们的团体中阻止。别忘记也把一张画放在你的主要的简介中。我们将在删除有没有画,单身男子,画收藏家,孩子色情和 bestiality 的人。我们是摇摆者,很真和不对假货有兴趣。霍普你懂得。感谢。

In Nederlands (in Dutch)
Verstuur alstublieft afbeeldingen om in onze groep te blijven. Vergeet niet om een afbeelding in uw hoofdprofiel, ook te zetten. Wij zullen mensen met geen afbeelden schrappen, kiezen mannen, afbeelding verzamelaar, kinderporno en beestachtigheid uit. Wij zijn swingers, heel echt en interesseerden ons in vervalsingen niet. Inclusief ga hopen dat u begrijpt. Bedankt.

en français (in French)
S'il vous plaît les images de poste pour rester dans notre groupe. Etre sûr de mettre une image dans votre profil principal, aussi. Nous effacerons des gens avec aucunes images, aucuns mâles seuls, imaginent des collecteurs, le porno et la bestialité enfantes. Nous sommes des branchés, très vrais et pas intéressés dans les faux. Espérer que vous comprenez. Merci.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Photo Sharing on the Web

Click here for our RINGO photo albums.

Just found a great place to share photos, especially since doesn't seem to like our XXX-rated pics.

Hope you'll join us and share. We've shown you ours, now you show us


Friday, December 23, 2005

Looking for some HOTTT Sexxx Party Music...

Thanks guys for all the recommendations! We've gotten some great suggestions from our "groupies" all over the world! We're putting together one fucking awesome pussy-pleasing, cock-teasing play list...and will share the list here when it's complete.

If you ever want to hear it with us (background music, obviously, for the REAL party LOL), just give us a shout-out. We will "debut" the MIXXX at NYE. Altho B and I tested it last night, all I can say is WOW! There's just something about having great music to fuck to; you can get such a rhythm going...I know that you know what I to groove to, to sweat to...ahhhhh!

If you have recommendations of your own, let us know! xoxo, Danni

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Ringin' in the New Year with an Orgy

We're having an orgy...

When: Friday and Saturday nights December 30th and 31st
Where: VA Friends On-Premise Hotel Takeover, Richmond VA
What: Orgy in our room(s) at the After Party
How: If you have to ask, you probably won't cum! lol
Why: Why not?

Drop us an email at or catch us on YahooIM as danni654also. We know some hot couples that already will be there. And, we'll hand out additional "invites" at the Party.

Be sure to get yours...and we do mean GET yours! Happy Holidays...

You have to cum to our Orgy to find out what's behind the star, the holly and the bow!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Nipple Jewelry?

Remember the post about Slick and her nipple jewelry? well, we found a great website to purchase these and many more HOTTT items. You have to check it out at . They even have a blog . We're trying to hook Slick up with them...sales will sky-rocket when people see her nips with (or without LOL) jewelry. We're so impressed, we've added them to our blog...see the right-hand links!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

We now Qualify as "Twisted"

Subject: [] Blog submission status
Date: 12 Dec 2005 00:06:05 +0100

I've just taken a look at the blog you've submitted:

And I must say I'm happy with your submission. I've added your blog to the Twisted Blogs list.


Note from Danni: Funny thing, though...our stories are real versus most of the "sex" blogs we find...they're lead-ons to pay sites or they're fictional or "fantasy" stories. We're VERY real, so if you're interested...give us a shout-out! xoxo

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Thanks to all our readers

We just recently got our 20,000th hit to our blog and we're just thrilled about it.

We want to thank all of our loyal readers, and especially to those of you that have contacted us and told us how much you've enjoyed the blog.

And a REALLY special thanks to all those special people that became a part of our entries.

So to everyone, have a great holiday season. We're sure to have more great "encouters" to blog about soon.

Danni and me.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Slick Sliding Away with SlickSkinGirl and Lucky Bastard

First off, we met up with Slick and her hubby, Lucky Bastard, last night. They are FANTASTIC!!! Not only are they fantastic in bed, but a great couple to hang with outside of bed. The first pics are teaser pics..."bait", if you will!

Slick is so HOTTT that she has her own MILF/Hot Wife website. Check it out at (has since been removed).

OK, let me back up. Danni (the female half of this couple, and we're trying to get away from simple initials) and I got a message from Slick and Lucky Bastard about getting together. We had met at Virginia Friends a few different times, but had never hooked up. So we were pleasantly surprised when we heard from them. They live about 2 hours from us and fortunately thought we were worth the trip.

They got here around 9pm and we hung out and caught up for a while. We compared notes from our experiences at Virginia Friends, both the good and not so good. We all agreed though that we all love VAF, and the people there are great. Boy, you'd think we'd get a commission with how much we rave about the place. LOL

NOTE from Danni: How great would it be to get a Christmas gift like this under your tree? Slick is on my wish list!

Well, after chit chatting for a while, Slick showed off her nipple jewelry. That, of course, led to Danni getting up close and personal with Slick. Danni took off Slick's top (well, we kinda all helped with that) and Danni's robe slipped off as well, her only piece of clothing. The girls began passionately kissing, rubbing and sucking each other. Danni sucked, blew and fingered Slick with delight!

I suggested that Slick would look great in our swing. So upstairs we went. We hooked Slick into the swing and rose her up into the air. Danni got in between Slick's legs and began exploring her wonderfully wet cunt some more. She licked her, fingered her, blew into her pussy, all the time sweet moans were coming from Slick. While Danni put on her strap on, I took my turn to have a taste. Damn Slick tasted good! I explored her very wet pussy with my tongue and fingers while Lucky Bastard was sucking on her tits.

Danni was now ready to fuck Slick with her hard cock attached. This was going to be a first for Slick. Danni took her cock in her hand, lubed it up with Slick's juices and slapped Slick's pussy and clit over and over, and then slowly entered her. Slick said she was glad to finally be able to say..."FUCK ME BITCH"!!! They both grabbed onto the swing and the fucking began. At the same time Slick began sucking my cock and stroking Lucky Bastard. Slick kept switching between Lucky Bastard and me, sucking and stroking each of us while Danni fucked her hard and long. When Danni's cock -her legs, really- started wearing out (lol), she bent down to eat Slick while Slick was sucking me. Lucky Bastard, the smart guy he is, saw Danni's ass up in the air and got behind her and rammed his big cock deep into her cunt. Danni was clearly happy and moaned into Slick's cunt. At some point, Danni was basically standing on her head while Lucky Bastard fucked her doggy.

After a while, we moved to the bed. Slick and I 69'd for a while, while Danni and Lucky Bastard went right to the fucking. Soon I flipped Slick over, and in almost no time (literally, unfortunately) she had me coming uncontrollably. Danni squirted all over Lucky Bastard while he fucked her and we soon were all laying on the bed, relaxed and having some more great conversation.

NOTE from Danni: we almost forgot about the double-headed that Slick and I used. I had a decision to make: use the 12" or 18"? So...I pulled out my 18" long/5" around double-headed dildo to use with Slick. These pics from Lucky Bastard brought back the memories! Ahhh! And after cleaning up, I noticed that Slick and I almost broke "him" in half. My poor 18"-er is now almost ready to be two 9"-ers. LOL "He" just couldn't take the pounding we gave him!

While talking, Slick started stroking Lucky Bastard. Kind of a casual, "not thinking much about it", kind of thing, though it was very hot. Soon, Danni was stroking me as well, and suddenly the girls were back to sucking our cocks.

Lucky Bastard and I both rose to the occasion, and the girls soon hopped on our cocks. We have a half canopy over the bed, which is ideal for the girls to hang onto while squatting up and down on our cocks. Watching these two gorgeous women fucking us was very hot. Slick then came over and began licking Danni's ass and my balls. I told Danni to turn about and reverse cowgirl me so we'd both be more accessible for Slick's mouth. Omigod!

We've included pictures from Lucky Bastard who does Exotic/Erotic Photography. Here is his email address if anyone would like to get some pics of their own: (I know Danni wants to get some..."let's get it on"!)

Regular readers of our blog know that having a woman going down on me at the same time another woman is fucking me is one of my absolute favorite things, and something that is pretty much a guarantee to make me blow my load. Well, needless to say, after some hot fucking, and feeling Slick's mouth stroking my cock and balls, I could feel the pressure of the cum aching to explode. At that point of no return, my cock slipped out of Danni, and I shot my load all over Slick's face. While I couldn't see it, Danni later talked to me that when she looked down at Slick, she saw her lick some of the come from her face, and then take her finger and slide some more of her facial into her mouth. OMG!! Where was the video camera when we needed it? This was better than the best pornos...Jenna Jameson has nothing on Slick!

NOTE from Danni: this is me (long, curly dark hair) on top of Slick via 69, eating her out. Damn, I need a cold shower!

We had brought some Qdoba food in case Slick and Lucky Bastard were able to show up for dinner, so we had a nice little midnight snack waiting for us. Now, none of us are the type of couple that eats much before sex (we don't know how so many VAF couples can pig out in the afterparty hall right before the orgy). But the Mexican food was just right for all...for intermission.

Danni went to the bathroom and the three of us had some very interesting conversations. After Danni was gone for quite a while, I went to check on her and she was in bed, all curled up in the fetal position with a terrible stomach ache. Thinking she was cuming down with flu or ate something bad, she asked me to apologize, but that she just had to stay in bed. So off I went to be the good host!

I went back down to continue our truly fascinating conversation and around 2am we decided that we needed some pics of Slick by the jacuzzi. If they turn out ok, maybe we'll have the honor of having those pics on their site. I held the remote flash as Lucky Bastard took all sorts of pictures of Slick, in various states of undress, at first out of the jacuzzi, and then in the jacuzzi.

Slick looked so hot, that soon, both Lucky Bastard and I joined her nakedness. We sat together in the jacuzzi, watching the DVD porn on each side of her. Slick began stroking both of our cocks and we both laid back, enjoying the feel of her hands. On the screen, we saw a girl being fucked from behind while sucking a guy, and Slick announced "I've got to go the bathroom, and afterwards I want to do THAT". Now that's the way to be an Alpha female!!

So, off to the downstairs bedroom I went. Slick finished in the bathroom, and while Lucky Bastard was in the bathroom, we hopped on the bed. Slick flipped around, and I shoved my hard cock deep into that tight pussy. I grabbed on that sweet ass and starting thrusting my cock in and out of her. Lucky Bastard came in the room and shoved his cock into her mouth. Et voila, the porn had been recreated!! We began getting rough with Slick, as she likes it, Lucky Bastard shoving his cock deep into Slick's mouth and rocking her body back and forth on my cock.

We then flipped Slick around, and I laid down. She began fucking my cock with that wonderful mouth, while Lucky Bastard starting ramming her cunt and forcing her head up and down my cock. Slick was in heaven, and so were the guys.

Slick then started riding me cowgirl while Lucky Bastard was fingering her ass. He looked at me and asked if I had any lube. Well, I knew where his mind was going, and quickly hopped up to bring back the bottle. Slick got back on my cock, and Lucky Bastard lubed up his huge cock and slowly shoved it in her ass. Ouch.

We DP'ed (double penetration) her for a while, my cock in her cunt and Lucky Bastard in her ass. Slick's face showed how much she was loving it, and at one point, Lucky Bastard asked if he should stop, and she cried out "don't stop, keep fucking my ass". More Alpha! Gotta love it! After a while being in this "tight" situation, I had to blow my load deep into her cunt. Lucky Bastard kept fucking her ass for a while as I held onto her. Slick begged Lucky Bastard to come in her ass, and like the fuck stud that he is, he blew his load into what had to be her stomach cavity, lol. As it turned out, this was their first DP (and only my second).

By this point, it was past 4am, and time for all of us to crash. I went up to Danni, only to find her still awake and still not feeling well. I updated her on the activities, and she loved hearing about the DP. The first time I had DP was when Danni started feeling sick at a VAF party, and wanted to just take pictures, so the three of us left had a DP. So we've now figured that if I want to do a DP, I just need to get Danni sick, lol.

We groggily woke up around 9:30, and we updated Danni on the activities she missed out on, and agreed that we all had a great time...and needed to replay sometime soon. They told us that we were now in their "top 5", and they've definitely made our "top 5 list" as well.

We agreed that we'd see each other at the New Year's VAF party, and that we'd try to organize a nice big orgy. Slick and Lucky Bastard haven't had more than 6 yet, so the big orgy thing is high on their "to do" list. Lucky Bastard is also still seeking that elusive single female, so ladies, it's time to step up and take care of the man!!!

Overall, the night was fantastic and we're sure that we've made some great new friends. We can't wait to see both of them again, and New Year's can't come soon enough.

Another Holiday Greeting - The SnowDog

Click HERE for another great greeting !

Feel free to send to your loved ones. It is vanilla as well. And, yes, B is working on our post about Friday night's Sex Palace Party. Phew! I'm still recuperating. Not sure if we were teachers or students this time...stay tuned. Oh, and here's a "teaser" pic of the beautiful pussy and ass we enjoyed last night. Purrrrfection...

Parental Advisory: Explicit Content

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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Happy Holidays!

Click HERE for a Holiday Greeting !

ok, ok...I know this is rather vanilla, but I had to share it! Baudy, freaky activity resumes tomorrow at our house....stay tuned for details from the Sex Palace. xoxo, Danni

Sunday, December 04, 2005

A Friend's First Orgy

(Photo by B.) From left to right, the PLAYERS are D, my lovely and tanned Danni, J on his back, B(f), and L(f) eating B(f)'s from behind.

Even though we just missed one VAF party (Halloween) while we were in Vegas, it seemed like ages since we were at Virginia Friends. We had a work event on Saturday, but figured we would check out Friday night and hope for the best.

We got to the bar around 9:30. It was perhaps the quietest night we've ever seen there. We attribute that to the fact that it was the party between Halloween and New Year's, so it wasn't really unexpected. We were told that only 24 couples showed. Fortunately, they were all great couples.

We spent the time in the bar and on the dance floor catching up with sexy old friends and meeting some new ones. In no time, it was midnight and time for the REAL party to begin upstairs in the private, secured hallway.

Most of us got changed into more "accessible" clothing (mmm Ms. Santa) and most of the party seemed to be in the dance, aka "grind", suite. A stripper pole had been set up and the girls were putting on very hot shows for everyone. Special thanks to T (of T&T, former playmates) for letting her pants be removed and letting herself be orally serviced by the other ladies on stage. As I told T later, it's just not a VAF party until T's pants are off.

For a good part of the evening, we'd been catching up with L(f)&D (see our previous post) and B(f)&J (see our previous post). We knew that L(f) had really wanted to try her first orgy (defined here as more than 4 some). So, Danni made the arrangements and the 6 of us headed down to our room, and the clothes began to fly.

From the picture above, you can see all the players (except me, boo hoo). From left to right we've got D, who has been dating L(f) for a while now. Of course by now you know my sexy Danni (whose looking nice and tanned in the picture). J is married to B(f), and B(f) is the sexy redhead (for that night at least, lol) who just got a new tattoo. And L(f) is the sexy mother who does a hot Ms. Santa (it was fun getting you out of mommy mode, lol).

This is where I invite all the players to add their 2 cents (or even better,their 2 orgasms) to this post. As I've mentioned before, it's pretty hard to be in an orgy and know exactly what's happening to everyone all of the time. I'll give the play by play from my point of view, but I'm sure I'll miss lots of stuff.

Clothes were flying off fast, and J make the quick move to lay on his back on the bed and let women service him. I was impressed with King J's move, and I'll have to add that to my list of moves. Danni and L(f) quickly moved to him and suddenly a three-way was happening. At the same time, B(f) and I began hotly kissing and grabbing at each other's clothes.

D was sitting at the edge of the bed so I turned B(f) around and had her begin sucking him. She was nicely bent over, so I started working her pussy with my fingers. Soon after, she just looked too good, and I just had to shove my cock deep into her. I would occasionally take B's head and guide her as she sucked D's hard cock. D sat back in ecstasy as his cock was expertly worked.

While Danni and L(f) were working on J, Danni mentioned that she had brought her strap-ons. L(f) immediately popped up and asked for them to be brought out...PLEASE. Danni offered a choice between her standard strap-on with a realistic looking cock, and her "special" strap-on that includes both a pussy plug and a butt plug for the girl wearing the strap-on.

L(f) thought she'd start out slow and put on the standard toy. Danni hopped on the bed and L(f) went to work, fucking her using the never used before "guy muscles". Apparently she was doing a good job, because it didn't take long for Danni to squirt all over L(f) and J. Ok, so now her half of the bed was soaked.

After about 15 minutes of B(f) fucking me and sucking D, D and I agreed to switch positions. We told B(f) not to move, and D began fucking B(f) from behind while she starting sucking up and down my hard cock. She's such a talented woman.

All of a sudden, I look over to the other side of the bed, and my Danni is now wearing the strap-on, and working L(f). Now Danni is a strap-on pro, and it's no surprise when I was told that L(f) was squirting all over the place.

Soon after, D joined my Danni and J, while L(f) came over and joined me and B(f). Like most guys, I love the idea of two women, and the three of us kissed and rubbed our naked bodies all over each other. I soon laid down and L(f), still wearing her thigh high boots, straddled me on her feet and lowered her dripping cunt onto my rock hard cock. I held her hands for balance and she rode my cock like a piston, milking my cock with that tight, and very wet pussy.

While L(f) was fucking me, B(f) and licking my balls and enjoying the fuck action in front of her face. It didn't take long before the fucking and licking forced me to blow my huge load deep into her cunt. I immediately felt a ton of fluid pouring out of L(f)'s cunt. At first I thought it was my cum load pouring back out, and then I realized that L(f) was squirting all over us. B(f) certainly got a great view of the action that she helped make happen.

I needed to few minutes for recovery, so it seemed like a good time to become the photographer. We'd hate to go all night without recording any of the activity ;)

You can see what took place as I took pictures. D started fucking Danni from behind, who was kissing J, as he was being blown by B(f), who was being eaten by L(f). After many orgasms, most of us were pretty spent. Most of us, except our Ms. Santa L(f), that is. She began sucking J's cock while the rest of us lay on the bed. J rose to the attention, and suddenly L(f) was straddling J, riding his cock, boots still on. While fucking, J told L(f) not to hold back and L(f) said she was used to having to be quiet "cause she's a mother". We all understood that comment all too well.

Watching L(f) fuck J was pretty hot, and the scene got me wanting to fuck so more. Of course, with my Danni right there, I spread her legs and started fucking her, gently at this point since her cunt was pretty sore by being worked by two guys and and a strap-on. Danni's just got such a talented, and tight cunt that it didn't take me long to plow my second load deep into her.

At the same time, while L(f) was riding J, B(f) came over and took a piece of ice and placed it on J's balls. As J said, that created some immediate "shrinkage", and everyone was finally spent for the evening.

Afterward L(f) came out of the bathroom so excited. I figured that she was going to comment about her first orgy. But nope, instead she told D that she just HAD to get the toiletry bags that we had in the bathroom. We all chuckled at that. Well L(f), here's the link if you're interested in getting one.

We soon said goodnight to all. Fortunately, Danni had brought 2 large beach towels to cover what was now a very soaked bed.

You always know that it's been a great orgy when the entire bed is soaked from head to foot.

Lowdown on Sex

We have so much to blog about re: a Friend's First Orgy at VA Friends this past Friday night. B's responsible for writing that one and the play-by-play (or should I say blow-by-blow LOL) is taking longer than he expected. All I can do is leave you a pic as a tempting treat. More to cum! P.S. I'm the tanned girl on the left getting fucked from behind in the pic.

So while you wait, visit this great new site we found for the lowdown on sex techniques: is an online sex manual.

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They even allow you to ask Sex Questions. Plus many resources for more Sex Information!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Have We Reached Urban Legend Status!?!?

Yes, we must have reached Urban Legend status!?!? At first I was a little pissed...I hate rumors! But then I was thinking ...well, how cool is it that others in the lifestyle must be so in awe of your prowess as swingers that they spread rumors to past "playmates" that you've fucked 400 or more couples in a year's time.

Wow! That number is staggering...

In order to accomplish such a feat, B& I would:
a) have no time to work, unless we earned our living being paid for sex (yeah, I wish!) or
b) we'd have to have weekly orgies with 7 to 8 couples (yeah, I really wish!) or
c) we'd both have to be on multi-Viagra!

But, thanks to whoever out there in the "swing" community is growing our "legend"! Kiss, kiss!! Maybe you'll get lucky and hook-up with us! LOL

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Add Yourself to our Map!

We have found this neat little service that will allow us to see where our readers are from.

Please add yourself to our map!!! Thanks!

Here is the link (also in the sidebar). You don’t even have to use your real name, just make something up!!! Picture is a sample map...

Monday, November 14, 2005

Our Party Schedule.....

P.S. Don't worry...this picture is NOT us! We're definitely for real with no least no unpleasant ones! LOL

We'll be at VA Friends in Richmond on Friday, 12/2 and for New Year's on Friday-Saturday, 12/30-31. We actually have two Saturdays and a few weeknights available for meet-greet and potential "play" before the end of the year. Give us a shout if you're interested in hooking up! xoxo

Sunday, November 13, 2005

What to do when your Regular Life and your Lifestyle Bump Heads? And Dissuading Cheaters!

What to do when your Regular Life and your Lifestyle Bump Heads? I'm interested to hear what others have done in this, or similar cases...

I recently received a phone call from a guy who knows us very well in our "regular", professional life. He said he saw our profile on AFF and was traveling out of the area and wanted to know if we knew of someone he could "party" with. (I am well known for NOT having a poker face and am a terrible liar. I didn't think to just say that I didn't know what he was talking about. We don't use face pictures on AFF, so he basically had to put 2 and 2 together reading our profile and seeing what he could from our pics.)

Anyway, I asked if his wife was going along and he said "no"..."you know how things go sometimes." Which I took to mean he was looking for someone to cheat with. B thinks he was trying to hookup with me. And, I was just too stunned by the call itself to ask what he was really looking for. Hell, for all I know he may be bi-curious himself.

B & I are very adamant about NOT playing with OR promoting cheating on a spouse. That's what's so great about our lifestyle. We both get all we want out of life without cheating and lying to each other. Our lifestyle actually brings us closer together each and every day. We love each other very much and I think it shows. When we meet couples who are bored with each other and not deeply "in" to each other, we're always disappointed with the "play". Their lack of respect for each other really shows!

So tell me what YOU do (or have done) when your Regular Life and your Lifestyle Bump Heads?

Want to know more about The Private Affair?

I've recently been asked more about TPA , the wonderful on-premise club, just north of Baltimore, off I95...

If you're interested in attending, check out their site at and follow the instructions. TPA requires a phone call to validate you are real. You can pay for your membership with a credit card. When you RSVP for a party (every Saturday night), they'll give you a confirmation code. You give this code to the gatekeeper on the night of the party to gain entry to the parking lot. Very 007 kind of stuff, but makes one feel so secure!

When you pay your party fee inside, the club hosts will give you name tags. Everyone is supposed to wear their name tags. Single males (they do allow a few) are noted on their name tags. As a female, my guy's name is on my name tag. And my name is on his name tag. Another nice security feature. If you're new, come early and the nightly hosts will give you a personal guided tour.

The club pricing is very reasonable compared to the value! The parties start early and run very late. They have food available all night long. A great DJ and dance floor, complete with stripper poles, mirrors and an elevated cage all give the club a very "night club" atmosphere. It's BYOB which makes it all the more cost effective for lifestylers! (They do have a "no sex on the bar" rule that I broke once. tee hee hee) If you need more visual stimulation, there's porn on tv's everywhere.

Then, there's the play areas....a huge hot tub, many rooms - about 25 - (some themed, most mirrored) for group or individual play. They have a "glory hole" room, which B just loves. This is a room where the guys can stick their cocks through holes (there are 3) while not knowing what girl is sucking them from the other side.

There's a variety of favorite is the full body leather one in the huge voyeur room...that's on the electric hoist. I liked it so much, I bought one just like it (including the hoist) and had it installed in our bedroom when we were building. But I digress...

More on TPA. Most room play tends to be in full "swing" by midnight. If you haven't staked out a room (and playmates) by then, you will end up with sloppy seconds...or thirds. Doors do have locks although a few people choose to leave their door open, either for viewing or joining in by others.

The only thing B and I find annoying about TPA is the utter disregard some people have for others. For instance, there are 2 voyeur rooms...however, the TPA club owners have chosen to put shades on the windows. WHY? This is dumb. It's great to be watched and not have to worry about unwelcome visitors (door can be locked). But some people use these rooms (because they're very spacious) and pull the shades. I'm particularly pissed when I see 1 couple emerge from these rooms. And, then there's the people who will stake out a room for the entire night. Duh! Let's try a little common courtesy!

Oh, and I wish there was a way to identify people girls from the girls who are just looking for cock....voyeur couples vs. true lifestyle couples....hard swap vs. soft swap, etc. We're all for socializing with people, but when you attend a club to play, it's a real pisser to find you've spent a lot of time chatting with people who just want to be "friends". Agh!!!!

TPA also has pool tables for those who want to play a different kind of game. Hope this little synopsis helps explain better what TPA is all about. Next time we go to TPA, we'd love to chat with some people prior to going and then meet a few new couples there. The TPA Message Board is a little lacking, but that's not the owners fault....that's a members thing.

Anybody have comments on TPA...or other clubs we should check out?????

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

From a Kinky Woman (at least from her blog)

1. Were you named after anyone? Who?
A neighbor my family liked. Hmmm...wonder if there was a family secret?
2. When did you last cry?
At a sappy movie.
3. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Fried bologna.
4. What is your most favorite CD?
Aerosmith's Big Ones
5. Where is your second home?
I don't even have one. I'm a "kept" woman!
6. Do you trust others too easily?
Not at all...I tend to very cautious. Feel I'm a good judge of character though.
7. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My bunny rabbit with the chewed-up nose. Must have had an oral fixation back then too.
8. Would you bungee jump?
No way! I'm a scaredy-cat.
9. Do you think that you are strong?
Strong-willed, yes.
10. What are your favorite color(s)?
Black and blue, but not bruises.
11. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
My big mouth; sometimes I speak before thinking. Although it comes in handy during sex.
12. Who do you miss most? deceased? Living?
Deceased-My dad who passed away in 1991.
Living-My honey (B) when we're apart, which luckily isn't often.

13. What was the last thing you ate?
A Keebler Fudge-Striped cookie. Oops, diet slip!
14. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
15. What is the weather like right now?
It's way too warm for this time of year...I'm ready to turn my electric blanket on!
16. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My honey...actually text-messaged.
17. Do you wear contacts?
Long story, I used to wear contacts, then had lasik (which didn't last but 18 months before my vision changed again) and now I'm wearing glasses until I feel confident enough to find another eye doctor to do the lasik enhancement.
18. Last Movie You Watched? fave!
19. Favorite Day of the Year?
My birthday.
20. Where Would You Want to Go on your Next Vacation?
I still want to try to get to Desires in Cancun. We're gonna try (again) for the Lifestyle Takeover for October 2006 and pray for NO Hurricanes.
21. Favorite Smells?
My sheets after a few nights of hot sex with B...what a smell! Hmmmm....
22. What’s the furthest you’ve been away from home?

Now it's your turn!

To Whom It May Concern

Thanks to those of you who've emailed with great comments, pictures of your own wild times, witty banter and the "all powerful" and always appreciated offers of sexual favors to be rivaled only by Jenna Jameson herself.

On the other hand, we receive lots of emails and sometimes all I can say is "duh". We get asked for things that are available right here on the blog.

For instance, we've provided links to our Yahoo profile in the right-hand column here, as well as tons of other pertinent links. Also, most of the time when we receive an email, there is no profile for us to check out and if there is a Yahoo profile, it's stats whatsoever, no pics, etc. So why do we want to respond to you? Why should we care? Come on, you're smarter than that! To receive interest, you must generate interest. Works in everyday life and online.

For instance, how do you respond to this kind of email...? or more importantly, why bother?

From : (Name Removed to Protect Whoever - M or F? - with the Blank Yahoo Profile)
Sent : Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:15 PM
To :
Subject : Profile
I saw your blog but can't find your yahoo profile w/pics. Can you send a link?

Sorry for the uncharacteristic rant; I must need pussy bad! Thankfully we have a hot couple driving in from Roanoke tomorrow night for some decadent fun!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Vegas Adventures, Part 8-Saturday #2

And then on to TPA just north of Baltimore for Halloween on Saturday night.

My Halloween costume.

Vegas Adventures, Part 7-Friday

Friday took us to dine at Fusia at the Luxor Hotel before we took in the show...Fantasy!

We fly back into DC on Saturday.

Vegas Adventures, Part 6-Thursday

Thursday on our trip to Las Vegas was relatively quiet. We dined late on sumptuous steak and lobster at the CraftSteak at MGM. And then onto Studio 54 for the beginning of their weekend-long Halloween bash.

We danced the night away to the tunes of Michael Jackson's Thriller and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

And enjoyed the stage show of three lovely girls playing with their "pet" snake...and each other. What a show!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Vegas Adventures, Part 5-Wednesday

Wednesday we did a bus trip to the Hoover Dam and Grand Canyon-West Rim. Yes, I know...very "vanilla" compared to our usual posts.

The Grand Canyon was awesome! B flew in a helicopter into the Canyon, sitting in the front seat with his hot female pilot. The copter dropped B at the bottom of the Canyon on the Colorado River where he drove a boat around. We got some great pics, some that could have doubled for postcards! Yes, I'm a chicken when it comes to that stuff, so I stayed on the ground.

I received an email and a voicemail on my PDA during the bus trip from two of the also "Detoured Desires" couples. Both couples had hoofed it to Vegas as well, one from Colorado and one from Canada. We met K&J (before their show "Ka" at MGM) and E&M (they were just coming from the same show) for drinks. Luckily I had presence of mind to shave before we went never know when you just might "hook up"!

We ushered E&M over to the West Wing, our new favorite "haunt". After a drink or two, I suggested we go to Sapphires (see post from Saturday), but E suggested she'd rather just play with ME! Being that this girl needs very little encouragement to get naked, off we went to E&M's room.

We had a blast with E&M. Funny thing, they told us they don't play very often except when on vacation. E admitted that she was just learning about the whole "girl-girl" thing. Well, B & I both were astonished. For a relatively "quiet" couple, both were animals in bed, very balanced in 4-way play (except guy-guy which is forbidden in my presence and not very fun for 2 straight guys LOL) and playful and very fulfilling. Both E and M made me squirt, not to mention scream!

E & M...hope they don't mind me using their pic (yes, this is how we saw them!). They're just too hot not to include! Sorry we didn't get any naked action shots, maybe next time! And, sorry for getting your bed so wet...hope you actually got some sleep before catching your plane home....but, then, it WAS a memorable night all the way around! xoxo , Danni&B

Vegas Adventures, Part 4-Tuesday

Tuesday was destined to be an enforced quiet evening since we planned to do the Grand Canyon trip on Wednesday and had to get up way too early to catch the bus. I planned to not even shave on Wednesday so I could sleep as long as possible.

We did the "We Will Rock You" show at the Paris Theater, an awesome stage production based on the music of Queen. There is not much better than rocking out to songs like Radio Ga-Ga, We Are the Champions and Bohemian Rhapsody. Great show! I'd love to see the remaining band members of Queen do a search for their new lead singer just like INXS did (you did see Rock Star INXS, didn't you?). Although, I'm afraid no one could even come close to replacing Freddie Mercury.

And, I also did the spa at the MGM during the day and was pleasantly surprised to find the female technician was a bit more friendly than normal. I had an all-over body scrub and then a wrap that was divine. My new "friend" had great hands, especially as she reached inside to massage my inner thighs, trailing her fingers alongside my pussy. Even better...after I rinsed off the scrub and stepped out of the shower, patting my skin dry, I then dropped my towel. She encouraged my nakedness, dipping her warm, strong hands in oil and rubbed my skin all over, paying special attention to my ass. What a tease! Although, she did get quite a good tip from me. Kisses to Amy at the MGM Spa! xoxo

Speaking of INXS, we got tix to their DC-Warner Theatre February 18th show featuring new lead singer JD Fortune (pictured below) with the Lovehammers, featuring the show's runner-up, Marty Casey (in the back of the pic, clapping). Good rock always gets me horny so we"ll have to plan an "After Party in DC at our hotel...anybody interested?

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Vegas Adventures, Part 3-Monday

Today was planned to be a relatively quiet day, at least by Vegas standards. We dined at Emeril's at MGM and then enjoyed Dennis Miller's last show at The Hollywood Theater. Little did we know what was in store...

Our g/f's sent a text message that they wanted to hang out. Well, how does one turn down 2 gorgeous blonde strippers? So, off to the West Wing Lounge we go to meet the girls. I'm certain that MGM security enjoyed watching (via their cam) everything that went on in the Lounge that night. Especially between CJ showing us her new clit piercing and both girls playing with me.

After enough teasing, we all went up to our room for another round of 4-way play with B as the only cock in the room. But I'm getting ahead of the story....

CJ laid on the floor so we could help her off with her pants. B and I both got closer to check out her clit piercing. What pretty pink lips! And B enjoyed licking and fondling her pussy with his tongue while I enjoyed watching and taking pics....pant pant!

I complained that B hadn't had a lap dance from either of the girls, so MK did her very best dance for us. I love it when she turns upside down and shoves her cunt in his face...and in private, she does it with no panties. Of course, B's tongue just doesn't stay in his mouth with pussy nearby. Hearing MK moan and seeing her writhe on top of him, I knew B was doing his usual best at making our friend cum...over and over and over again.

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CJ slithered her way on the floor over to where I was seated in a chair, enjoying the show, my own pussy aching with anticipation. Her cute little tongue lapped away at my dripping juices. I finally couldn't take it anymore and pushed CJ to the bed. I needed to taste that pussy and check out her clit piercing myself. I used my tiny finger vibrator on her while I sucked on those beautiful pink pussy lips, feeling her orgasm against my finger.

As I turned my head to see what MK and B were up to, MK leaned over to kiss me and taste CJ's juices on my lips...and where was B? Fucking MK from behind, of course.

As I mentioned, B was the only cock in the room. Well, he was the only warm-blooded cock anyway. He told the girls that I had a fantasy about being DP-ed by 2 hot blondes (hmmm, wonder how that came up? lol). So both MK and CJ donned my strap-ons to fulfill my ultimate girl-on-girl-on-girl fantasy. CJ laid down on the bed and I straddled her "cock", shoving it deep inside my wet pussy. MK pulled out the lube and slathered it on her "cock", slowly pressing first her fingers and then her "cock" into my ass. I was so excited that in 2 strokes of MK's "cock" into my ass, I had squirted hot cum all over CJ. (The look on CJ's face was priceless...not only was I the first girl she had seen squirt, but the first to cum on her!) So I had my first DP ...during our trip to least my first DP with other people! Is this a hottt pic or what!?!?!

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We weren't finished yet. I laid back against the leather headboard and pulled CJ into my lap. She's so petite and soft and has wonderfully huge breasts. As CJ laid back against my warm, wet cunt, I pulled her legs up and spread her wide, inviting B to taste the yummy pussy that I had just tasted.

I'm sure non-swingers must think this awfully odd. But I get terribly horny watching B work his magical tongue and lips on a pretty pink pussy. I can feel every lick and nibble deep in my own cunt, knowing what's in store for me later and knowing how much my g/f is enjoying this now.

We finally kissed the girls g'nite and sent them on their way. I badly needed to have B eat and fuck me only the way he knows how. I fell asleep with a very big smile on my face in the wee hours of Tuesday morning.....Viva Las Vegas!

Monday, October 31, 2005

Vegas Adventures, Part 2-Sunday

After recovering from our opening night of decadence with my girls (see yesterday's post), I was fortunate enough to track down 2 tickets (on Ebay and at face value, no less!) to see Elton John's last "Red Piano" performance at Casear's. We had great seats! And Elton was awesome! He's still the Pinball Wizard to me!

Then it was off to DejaVu, one of the few full nude clubs in Vegas. A gorgeous hottie approached us almost as soon as B and I sat down and ordered non-alcoholic drinks (required for full nude, can you believe it? in Vegas!). She took me to the back room for a lap dance, er bed The lap dance ended up on a nice leather couch with her on top of me. Looking up into the ceiling mirror with this gorgeous naked body on top of me was so hot! And, thankfully, girls can touch girls in strip clubs...when it came to B's turn, he wasn't allowed to touch, kiss, nibble or grope, like me. B and I got so turned on that we had to go back to the hotel to fuck.

Vegas Adventures, Part 1-Saturday

by Danni (the bi-fem 1/2)
This is the first post in a series on our, stay tuned.

Well, thanks to Hurricane Wilma, our trip to Desires in Cancun was detoured to Las Vegas. Darn, what a shame! LOL Since Vegas is our favorite "play" city, the detour was a no-brainer.

As soon as we hit the Strip on Saturday, I called my g/f who now dances at Sapphires. Luckily, she wasn't working that night, and she and our other g/f were available to party. We found a great little hideaway lounge in the West Wing of MGM, where we always stay. The back area of the lounge is fairly hidden from view, and the seating consists of huge leather couches that reminded me of my g-spot.

If you're unfamiliar with the g-spot, you owe it to yourself (men and women) to find it! It's a ribbed portion of flesh just inside the upper vagina walls that engorges when stimulated. When B stimulates my g-spot, he makes me feel as though I'm turning inside out. AND, B is available for training, having "taught" several of my g/f's over the past year WHERE their g-spot is and HOW to squirt through g-spot stimulation. I can assure you, it is NOT a myth...I've been there, done that...and nightly. He's even showed me how to make myself squirt...but that's another story for another time.

Playing with the girls was like a blast from the past since B and I met them on our first trip to Vegas together. We got naked fast and actually paired off, although same room...CJ with B and MK with me. I'm not sure what B and CJ were up to. He'll have to add his viewpoint to this post. I was busy and very occupied! MK was eating my pussy like there was nothing better in the world to eat. After she had my pussy drenched, she worked me with my 18" double-headed dildo. All I remember at that point was laying on my back, feeling an amazing orgasm and watching the most incredible arch of cum squirting from me. I looked up to see CJ's shocked face; we had forgotten to warn her. MK had been with us before when I squirted so she was prepared and knew to get her face out of the way when I cum. CJ wanted to know if I could put out a candle when I squirt. Hmmm...we'll have to try that sometime.

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As we kissed the girls g'nite, we compared breasts...I'm the small ones in the middle! That's MK on the left and CJ on the right...Wow! Two HOTTT blondes! I love Las Vegas!!!!!!