Friday, December 28, 2007

Just a brief pause before ringing in the New Year with 3 days of orgy fun...

Here are the results of the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) B and I suffer from this!
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action. We've chatted with/met a few of these people lately, LOL!
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) :The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17.Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:
1. coffee, n., the person upon whom one coughs.
2. flabbergasted, adj., appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. I hear a New Year's resolution coming on!
3. abdicate, v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. (ditto!)
4. esplanade, v., to attempt an explanation while drunk. been there, done that!
5. willy-nilly, adj., impotent.
6. negligent, adj., absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. (I prefer naked, myself!)
7. lymph, v., to walk with a lisp.
8. gargoyle, n., olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. flatulence, n., emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. balderdash, n., a rapidly receding hairline.
11. testicle, n., a humorous question on an exam.
12. rectitude, n., the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
13. pokemon, n., a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. oyster, n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n., the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuckthere.
16. circumvent, n., an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

tee-hee-hee.... can you tell I need an orgy!
xoxo, Danni

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Anabolic Gang Bang # 37

While we're disappointed that our FWB (friend with benefits), Niya Yu, won't be in town for our next house party at the Sex Palace South... she's been awfully busy... and we're enjoying the fruits of her labor.

Check out her new vid, Anabolic Gang Bang # 37, her first DP Gang Bang video! Hompage
If you like what you see, you can keep in touch with Niya at her Yahoo group.

Kisses...and, yes, we WILL be "swinging in the new year" early, plus 2 nites at VA Friends. We fully intend to be raw by New Year's Day.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Swingin' in the New Year!

Interested? Go ahead and touch the boobs (and email us your "interests")!

xoxo, Danni and B

P.S. we'll be at VAF for NYE, but what about between now and then? ;-)

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Once upon a time, Danni and B took a little trip... see OuiOui and Barney in their 'hood.

We knew we'd be in their town soon, so we made plans with our good friends OuiOui and Barney for dinner and some naked time together. Oh, yeah!

Barney picked us up, and we stopped by OuiOui's office to pick her up. Had a nice dinner, catching up with life and telling some dirty little stories. It certainly wasn't your typical after-work business dinner conversation.

We came back to our suite. Barney asked to use the shower as he'd been working all day and needed to freshen up. While he was in the shower, OuiOui was the first to get naked. She told Danni that she has learned from her how to be the first person naked in the room. (and Danni blushed, if you can believe THAT!)

Barney was still in the shower, so Danni and I took advantage of the time alone with OuiOui to have both of us pleasure her. We were sucking on her tits. Then, Danni ate her pussy while I fucked her mouth.

Barney came into the bedroom, and Danni quickly grabbed his cock, and the fucking was on. Barney had Danni squirting over and over again, as he always does. I was on top of OuiOui, her legs spread wide as I was fucking her. I then flipped her over doggie style for a while.

Now, OuiOui has become a bit of a cum slut, and doesn't like me to hold back too long. I was about to cum when she asked me to cum all over her ass and back. Of course, her wish was my command, and I pulled out my cock and blew my load all over her. Danni reached over and rubbed my cum all over OuiOui's back. It looked like a finger painting on her back. lol

Barney was the fuck-king that night, and he was still fucking Danni hard. OuiOut came over and joined them for a fun little 3-way. They fucked him, sucked him and just used him for their pleasure. After using these hot ladies for a nice long while, OuiOut forced Barney to cum hard.

We were surprised to look at the clock and see that it was only 8:30. !WOW! But we all kissed goodnight, since we had to get up early for work the next morning. And, we knew we'd see OuiOui and Barney at Virginia Friends very soon.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

The Perfect Storm and a little Greek mythology thrown in

Generally, Danni is our social coordinator. If you want to hook up with us, the female half of a couple needs to communicate with Danni. And, Danni will almost always decide on whether she wants to play with a couple based on the women. ALL the guy can do is screw things up, generally with how he acts. {guys, relax, you'll get yours!}

But lately, Danni has been so busy in our professional lives that she’s given me the social coordinator duty. And I can tell you, it’s much easier for a hot woman Like Danni to get dates made than a “dime-a-dozen” guy like me. I’ve been doing OK, but it’s still all about the women.

Anyway, one recent morning, as we were getting ready for work, Danni offhandedly suggested that if I was interested, we might want to have a house party on Saturday, since we didn’t have any plans for that night. Knowing that Bad Kitty was coming over on Friday, I was a little surprised about her Saturday suggestion, but good social coordinator that I’ve been charged to be, I went right to work.

I sent out a few invitations, only to those that we’ve played with recently. Long story short, despite the short notice, we ended up having 3 couples come over. An 8-person orgy can be a perfectly good size. People generally can get around to everyone, and there’s all sorts of space for playing.

Storm and Wolverine came over. Long time readers know them well, and if you don’t, feel free to put their names in our search bar in the right had side of this blog. We also had Centaur and Athena come over, Long time friends that we’ve known from Virginia Friends, but people we’ve just never had the pleasure to play with before.

And finally, we had the Spartan and his Nymph join us. N and S are friends of Amy J and Jester and came highly recommended. So even though we'd never met them, we invited them over {referrals work!}. Their pictures were hot, and they’d gotten a great recommendation from good friends of ours, all you need to get an invite to one of our parties.

We asked that everyone get to our place early, so we could get the party started. We just hate waiting around until the wee hours of the morning to get to the sexy fun. At our parties, you can grab a drink, or a bite, or have a conversation when you need to take a break.

So, everyone got here before 730 and we introduced N & S to everyone. Storm gets the award for being the first with her clothes off. She came out of the bathroom without her pants and I was quickly next to her. After some brief fondling, we moved over to the mattresses we had laid down in our living room, and Storm started sucking my cock.

That was the signal for everyone else to join the fun. Centaur and the Nymph jumped onto a mattress behind our couch, while Danni, Wolverine, Athena and the Spartan all came over to the mattresses that Storm and I were on.

There were all sorts of interactions, as you’d expect. Storm and I fucked for quite a while. I also fucked Danni doggie style while she had her face deep into a hot wet pussy (Athena's, I believe). It took no time for Danni to squirt while I was fucking her doogie style. I like to think that her squirting was due to my great skills.

Athena put on a strap-on, and Danni hopped on her and rode her for all she’s worth (Danni is a TOP after all). Then I took time eating Athena and then flipped her around for some great 69 action. Athena worked my cock with her masterful mouth until she had me cum with a powerful orgasm.

Danni went back to working Athena’s pussy, working her tight cunt until she was able to fist her. Athena came over and over from this.

As much as I wanted to continue, between the previous night with Bad Kitty and two orgasms this night, I had nothing left. I had hoped for some more quality time with Athena and to get some time with the Nymph (Wolverine and Centaur had spent the whole night keeping her orifices "occupied"), but I was pretty raw by then anyway.

We eventually kissed all goodnight, pleased with being able to have such a fun, and last minute, party. Next party planned will be New Year's Eve at VAF!!!!!! Where will you be????