Saturday, April 28, 2007

Virginia Friends was Leather and Lace Fetish weekend

This month at Virginia Friends was Leather and Lace weekend. We met A&C out at Hooters and then headed to the party. We saw a bunch of friends and teased all night. We then decided to take A&C upstairs. The girls had a little quality time, with Danni eating A’s pussy and then fisting her hard, while the guys watched. After Danni got A off, we headed to our room. We had invited a number of couples over and wanted to be available if they showed up.

Within a couple of minutes of getting to our room, DJ and Shelly knocked on the door. We were already naked, so they jumped in. I spent a long time eating Shelly’s pussy, making her cum and flood the bed. We flipped into a 69 position while Danni was fucking DJ. I then put Shelly on her back and started fucking her until she made me cum hard.

The next day, we spent the day traveling, and when we got back, around 8pm, we both agreed that we needed a nap. When we woke, around 11pm, Danni wasn’t feeling well and decided to call it a night without attending the party. I showered and decided to see what was happening on the party floor, although I always feel a little "creepy" as a single guy.

I saw a bunch of friends, chatted for a while and explained to everyone that Danni was sick. Barney and OuiOui wanted to go to their room to change and invited me to join them. (insert evil thoughts here) When we got to their room, OuiOui got naked, and both Barney and I had the same idea. We got her on the bed and both fed our cocks to her. She took turns sucking both of us for a long time.

Then, OuiOui got on top of me and started fucking me. Now, OuiOui has a magic pussy, and can make a man come on demand. We were considering DP’ing her, but that damn pussy had me coming like a 19 year old, and before we had a chance to really fill her up, I was all used up. OuiOui’s gotta stop being so sexy!

I considered seeing if there was any “trouble” to get into. I went back to our room to check on Danni. She was awake, lying in bed, so I decided to stay with her and see that she was OK.

It was a quieter than normal VAF weekend for us, but still a fun time. We should have more “energy” built up for the May party, lol.

Sunday, April 22, 2007


3 April 2007

It used to be called wife-swapping. Now, thanks to the internet, swinging is a huge sexual subculture that at least 1.5 million British couples admit to having tried. Scots author Ewan Morrison has written a novel about the scene, entitled Swung, which is out on Thursday. To research the book, Ewan became a swinger himself for a year. Here's what he learned from his experiences.

1. Getting started is easy
ALL you need is a modem, curiosity and a major life-change. I certainly had that.

I'd been living in New York with a scriptwriting job. The job fell through and I found myself back in Glasgow, without work, without a partner, with only this city I'd left staring me back in the face.

It started with online dating. Three months of success. So many women wanting only a one-night stand. But the whole game ultimately repetitive - the processes of chatting-up, your potted personal history, the same jokes working again and again.

Wouldn't it be better to agree in advance that sex was all it was about? Disillusioned, I noticed that almost every dating website had a link to a swinging site. The two main UK sites claim to have around 700,000 users each.

2. You can only swing with a partner you really trust
AFTER three months and 30 dates I met Joanne. Her story was similar to mine. She'd just come back to the UK after living in Spain, had been through a traumatic separation with her fiance and been online dating for six months.

Within an hour of meeting we were in bed. Laughing, comparing histories. Like me, she was wary of commitment. She had a temp job in IT.

She wasn't sure how long she'd stay in Glasgow. She was 38. "Life is too short" and "You only live once," she said. She just wanted to have fun. We had fun. Seeing each other once a week. Sex games and stories.

But after a time, the stagnation started. We both needed something more but were distrusting of sinking back into couple mode. Two escapees, we didn't want to end up shackled to each other.

So the erotic fantasies started. Checking out swinging sites. The questions - had she ever done it with a woman? No. Was she curious?

Yes. Had I ever been with a couple? No, but I was curious.

We talked about it. It could be cathartic. Could help us break the mould we'd both found so damaging in the past. We agreed - we'd join the scene and she would have her first woman.

3. You have to learn a lot of terminology
IT was maybe the fascination with that that pulled us through. So many abbreviations to learn:
NUMP - no ugly men please,
SPARK - single parent raising kid,
HWP - height-weight proportional,
FA - fat admirer,
BBW- big beautiful woman,
MBA - married but available.

We emailed and chatted with dozens of couples. Took our first sex pictures. Posted the mon our ad. Swapped them online. Made up fake names as the sites recommended. We were Dave and Sheila. Our first couple called themselves Tony and Joan.

4. You'll need to prove who you are
AFTER swapping emails and pics with Tony and Joan we moved to the next stage - proving you are real.

This was done with webcams and a swap of phone numbers. This is crucial because many people post pictures online of better looking, more well endowed people and when they show up, they are revealed as liars.

5. There are specific rituals to learn
YOU call on mobile phones, not landlines. You arrange to meet in a public place. For safety reasons. As a get-out, you have a secret "safety word" - if you don't fancy the couple you drop "pizza" or "shopping" into the conversation and your partner knows to call it a day.

We had our safety word prepared and agreed to meet in a bar. It was exactly like a first teenage date. The nervousness, the adrenalin, the sense of daring - the anxiety over whether you'd see it through.

6. Swingers are very 'safe'
WHETHER it be over sexually transmitted diseases or personal space. Everything commences only from a point of trust and consent within a group. If one person dissents then it's a "no".
We told ourselves that at any moment either of us could call it off. But Tony and Joan had us laughing from minute one. This surreal scenario of being with a couple of strangers in a pub, openly discussing terms and conditions.

Condoms? Of course. Will the two men be having sex? No. The two women? Yes. Full partner swap? Yes - but Tony didn't like other men looking at his penis.

All this in a public bar surrounded by 50 people who talked about "normal" things - Big Brother, nightclubs, Posh & Becks. No safety words said, we were invited to their house.

7. The old cliche - seventies suburbia, bored middle-class, middle-aged wife-swapping key parties - is no longer true
IN my year, I must have encounterd every social type apart from that - a stand-up comedian, a call-centre girl and her partner, a male model, two professors, two heavy-metal heads. No hint of the suburbs - and mostly everyone under 40. Tony worked in insurance, Joan worked at Tesco.

Once we'd had a drink, they revealed their real names - Steve and Sally.

8. Swinging is surreal
THE feeling is of an almost-socialist utopia of open-mindedness and tolerance. You get invited into the homes of people you wouldn't normally socialise with. It's like being in a hobby club - stamp collectors, or model-aeroplane makers.

There's the foreign-ness of their decor, their taste in music. And in an hour, you're having sex together.

9. Swingers love to philosophise
BEFORE we got down to business, Sally and Steve talked about how long they'd been doing it - how it had brought them closer, how so many couples strayed after the seven-year mark, how it contained the threat of infidelity and how it made them love each other more.

They wanted to know all about us. How long we'd been together? How often had we done it before?

We confessed it was our first time and they were thrilled to have "newbies" - they talked excitedly about this whole world that would open up for us. Very strange, very unlike the usual processes of seduction. There was a lot of laughter.

10. Swinging is not just about sex
STEVE and Sally made it clear that they were not in this just to have one-night flings - they wanted to develop friendships. They knew many other swinging couples and sometimes they just hung out.

We didn't need to have sex tonight if we didn't want to. They liked us, they'd love to see us again. And it was us two who came across as pushy, wanting to get the deal done.

Still, it was a relief and a release to talk with a couple so openly about love and sex and relationships, shedding so much baggage.

Sitting in their lounge surrounded by pictures of their family.

At some point, it was agreed that we'd all get naked. And Joanne had her first lesbian experience.

I watched, for the first time, my girlfriend having sex first with a woman, then with a man. Then I took my turn with Sally.

I made the mistake of watching Steve having sex with Joanne. He covered his penis with his shirt. Me and Sally sat watching, sipping warm Liebfraumilch.

Joanne felt awkward after that, she seemed to have enjoyed it all more than me - although the lesbian thing had not turned her on as much as she thought.

She said touching another woman's breasts was a bit like putting on your own bra. She was glad, though, that she could now go to the Pearly Gates and say: "I did it!"

11. Swinging is addictive
OVER the next six months, we had five different encounters - and constantly wanted more.
The list of erotic possibilities had to be seen through. There is a sense of accumulation within swinging. She wanted to have a well endowed black man. So just like shopping on eBay, I found her one.

Twelve miles away on the outskirts. He was 5ft 11in tall, aged 23, did a bit of modelling, was very good-looking.

Again a bar meet and we trusted him. He drove back to his, we followed.

He and I took turns having sex with Joanne. She said she had never been happier.

12. You start to become a theorist
AFTER a few encounters, we started to analyse the scene, compare observations, draw up theories.

For example, the debate on whether threesomes are better than fours. In a threesome as a couple, you have one toy (boy or girl) between you. With fours, and chat-rooms talk a lot about this, there tends to be complications, as it's almost impossible for all four to find each other attractive. One person will always be left out.

And people have complex reasons, too, for swinging. Perhaps a man doesn't find his wife attractive any more. He's doing it just to get some action. Or she's doing it to test the boundaries of their love or to push it to breaking point.

Then again, there are those so strong in their commitment that they love to watch their partners having pleasure with others and are not threatened by it ormade jealous.

There are a great number of couples with "bi-curious fems" looking for a woman - so it's more than just every man's fantasy of having two women in bed.

Swingers often travel great distances to meet. One couple travelled up from Manchester to stay with us.

13. After a while, you need to get some distance on exactly what it is you're doing
ONE moment, perhaps on our sixth encounter, when I'd been watching Joanne having sex, very complex emotions began running through me.

Did I care for her? Did watching other people having sex turn me on? Could I live like this with a female partner?

It was about this time that I started writing about swinging. To try to put these emotions into place. A novel took shape - about a couple so much in love, but still they needed more.

I didn't think at the time that I was being a "naked anthropologist". I wasn't doing research for the book. So many couples saying it made their love stronger. Did I want to love Joanne? I realised we had started from the wrong premise. The love has to be there from the start. You can't find it through swinging.

Joanne found my detachment frustrating. I encouraged her to see other people without me. As far as I know, she didn't swing with others - I was her swinging partner - but she did start seeing other guys.

I, too, had started seeing other women. And strangely, the confidence that swinging had given me seemed to bring women to me who wanted to explore their sexuality.

Over the next six months, with three different women, I swung, with couples, with single men and women. And each time it was the same feeling: I am missing something.

The process fascinated me - breaking the cliche that it is men who want to screw around and women who want stability. Of course, many would think this was coercion on my behalf - that these women were only doing this to please me. But in each case, it was the woman who had the guts to see things through.

14. One of the joys is in not having sex
AT times, I interviewed men myself, just like in a job interview - assessing whether they could put my new partners Samor Julie at ease, make them laugh, whether they could be trusted.

A 6ft 5in New Zealander with a ponytail and no sense of humour, a nervous young man whose ad said he was VWE (very well endowed) but who'd lied about his age and sat trembling as I interviewed him in a bar. He ran out when I went to the toilet.

The kid no doubt thought he was so unattractive that it would be easier to score with a couple than go through the process of nightclubbing and dancing and chatting up only to face rejection.

15. There is a dubious side to swinging
IT does attract people who are escapees or have the wrong motives.

Some do it to try to save a failing marriage; some do it to cheat and get away with it; some couples are married but not to each other and swing behind their partners' backs once a month in other cities, in hotel rooms.

There are some single men, too, who hire prostitutes for the night so they can swing with a couple. They are usually found out, as part of the process is the chat, the building of trust on the basis of a couple's past.

The fact remains, however, that the great majority of swinging ads say, "No single men" - and swinging clubs also have a no-single-men policy.

Single men are generally only brought on to the scene when a couple have a bi-curious male. Or when a couple wants multiple men.

To be picked as a single male you generally have to be "WE" or "VWE". Or to be young - another ad from a retirement-age bisexual couple from Cornwall was calling for an "Adonis" to go with the mon their second honeymoon to Greece.

16. Swinging does a lot for your self-confidence and your intuition
YOU start to see beyond people's appearances. You feel a bit like Tyler Durden in Fight Club, analysing everyone around you to work out if they're part of your revolutionary subculture.

You develop what is called "playdar" - a bit like gaydar. Swingers can spot each other in public. A couple once picked me up in a regular bar.

17. Swinging is a question, not an answer
MY year of swinging ended before I completed my book.

I felt I had to stop and take stock and that a novel would be the vehicle for that. The year ended with a prior stage of escalation - an invitation to an orgy at which I realised I'd get much more from it if I was really in love with a partner.

My partners had been explorers, not lovers. I was not in love - but I think in that year I learned to love people more, to be more compassionate, more accepting of difference.

My year of swinging ended with many new friends who were no longer lovers. Each of us, generally, moved on. Joanne now has a partner and a child. Sally has an ongoing relationship with a couple.

Which leads me to believe that swinging is, for the committed core, a lifestyle that they live day in, day out.

But, for the majority who pass through the websites, it is a stage gone through for a year or so, a volatile one filled with questions about boundaries. Who am I? How will I live? Can I be happy? Can I love? What is love?

Swinging is not so much an answer as a question asked deeply - for, as many philosophers say, the only questions worth asking should place your life, and your body, at the heart of the question.

(c) The Independent March 31,2007

Ewan Morrison graduated from Glasgow School of Art with a degree in fine art and went on to become a successful TV director. He has directed more than 200 hours of drama, arts and entertainment programmes for Channel 4, BBC, Sky and STV, been nominated for four BAFTAs and was winner of a Royal Television Society Award in 2001. Since 2003, he has heldwriter in residence posts in France, Australia and New York. His first collection of short stories, The Last Book You Read, was published in 2005. Swung, a novel based on his year as a swinger, is published by Jonathan Cape on Thursday, price £11.99.


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Friday, April 20, 2007

Driving with Danni on Swingercast Episode 028!

Check out Episode 28!

P.S. Thanks, John, for posting the pic of your "willy" clone on the Swingercast're HOTTT! Slurp!

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Monday, April 16, 2007

The Sex Palace is moving....Grand finale party

That's right...we're moving to warmer weather! and soon!

But, have no fear...we're already looking for the perfect place to create "Sex Palace South". And, we will still be at VA Friends every month!

The Sex Palace is FOR SALE. If you or anyone you know of is looking for a "palace", give us a shout!

B and I were thrown a grand finale party by several friends (some old, some new and all just damn HOTTT). It was a blast! And, everyone already RSVP'ed for the house-warming party when we have the Sex Palace South ready for swinging.

The night was so, so VERY HOTTT that we actually lost track of who did who, when and where. So, you'll have to imagine for yourselves with the pictures we did eventually take. ;-)

B gets blown by Slick while V works on herself with her Decadent Indulgence vibe. (Danni and V have the DI in common as well as squirting!)

Slick gets flogged while everyone enjoys watching.

Consuela aka ElecktraLux (the ultimate "giver") gives Barney a massage on one end while Slick "massages" the other end.

View of Slick's gorgeous ass from the other end!

M swats that lovely Slick-A-Licious ass while Barney gets a BJ-extraordinaire!

B fingers V during 69 (we missed getting a pic of the toe-curling BJ finale she gave him...woo hoo!!)

Player: Consuela (who came with Carlos, among others LOL)...hey, you sexxxy bi-otch!

Player: V (with M)....yummy, yummy! See ya at VAF's Leather and Lace this weekend...

Player: Tiny (with TheMan)...a very sexy addition to our play pals! and they travel, too!

Tiny and theMan...Danni should have been tea-bagging this!

Player: TheMan (with Tiny)...Danni gave him his first "squirt" experience...and thanked him profusely for making her squirt.

Player: OuiOui (who came with Barney and B...and who else? hmmm...)...gorgeous titties, my dear!

And, in case you didn't notice, Danni missed being in any of the pics...guess she was busy. We'll leave you with this thought.... ah, we come! Stay tuned...

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

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is morse code for:

I want to fuck your brains out!

Party time is Friday the 13th! Can't wait....

Friday, April 06, 2007

Cleopatra and Caesar...a visit to the Sex Palace by royalty!

Cleo and Caesar are a very sexy couple that we’ve been trying to meet for a long time. We have mutual play friends (they met thanks to our "referral" LOL), so Cleo and Caesar "cum" highly recommended. Danni had met Cleo for lunch a few months ago, and the girls shared a very HOT kiss in the bathroom. (There’s still a debate as to who molested who). Ever since kissing Cleo, Danni has been lusting after her.

Fortunately, for us, some things recently changed, and they were now free to come to the Sex Palace on a Saturday night. Since the girls had already met, we skipped our normal requirement to have dinner out first, and invited them straight to the Palace.

They got here around 6:30, and we heated up some of our famous fare (Qdoba) and chatted around the table for a while. I was walking back downstairs from a trip to the bathroom when I found Danni and Cleo both topless and deeply kissing each other in the kitchen. Caesar was admiring the scene, and I just sat back and watched as well. These were two very sexy women.

Danni suggested that we all head to the Jacuzzi, and we did, everyone quickly getting naked and wet. The girls spent a good deal of time enjoying each other. I told Caesar that we really needed some water goggles to better see the action. There was clearly a lot of fingering, etc. going on under the water.

Each girl took a turn being lifted out of the water, and the 3 of us worked her over. Each girl ate the other’s pussy as the guys rubbed and sucked on their bodies.

Then, it was time to head to bed!

Danni and I were the first to get there, and Danni hopped straight onto my cock. Cleo and Caesar entered the bedroom, saw us fucking and quickly hopped on the bed. I grabbed the double-headed dildo, and the girls quickly became joined at the cunt.

As they fucked each other with the double-headed, Cleo sucked my cock, and Caesar enjoyed controlling the toy between them.

Eventually, the girls became disconnected, and Cleo began proving that she is a world class cock sucker. She worked my cock, until she forced me to come into her mouth. I was in heaven!

Danni was being worked with the Hitachi and sucking Ceasar’s horse of a cock. (Good thing I’m past the comparing / intimidation thing, yikes). Cleo eventually moved over and took control of Caesar’s cock, and Danni brought my cock back to life and sat on me. Cleo and Caesar had clearly gotten Danni all worked up, and it took almost no time for her to squirt all over my body, the splashing being heard by everyone.

While Cleo was taking a trip to the bathroom, I flipped Danni over and started fucking her hard doggy-style as she sucked Caesar’s cock. As Cleo re-entered the room, I came deep into Danni, Cleo wondering what she missed.

I was useless at this point, and Danni and Cleo both spent time giving special attention to that thing between Caesar’s legs that looks like a cock, only bigger. lol

After a bit, we all headed downstairs to the kitchen to get re-hydrated. As Danni and I were sitting at the table having a snack, Cleo was on her knees between Caesar’s legs, sucking him as he sat back in the couch and watched the high-def porn. He was a happy guy.

Watching Cleo giving a blow job was very hot, and I was hard again. I pointed this out to Danni, but she rolled her eyes and said she was "spent" and going upstairs to crash, but Cleo was welcome to it. Such a nice woman!

I moved over to the couch with my hard cock, though not nearly as “strong” after already cuming twice. Cleo sat on my cock and started riding me as Caesar stood in front of her and fed her his cock. We then switched positions, and Caesar sat down to be blown as I fucked Cleo from behind doggy style.

Eventually, we all cried uncle (OK, so I cried uncle). Cleo headed up to check on Danni and ended up lying in bed with her for a while, spooning and having girl talk, or so I’m told.

Everyone crashed and woke up early. We went to breakfast together before their long drive home. We invited them to an upcoming event and hope they’ll take us up on it. They, we and our play friends won’t regret it.

And, how sweet of Cleo to leave a little something guarantee a return visit.

P.S. They're hanging on our bed post now!

Monday, April 02, 2007

Jewels returned...

We’ve been holding Jewel’s necklace hostage for a few weeks now and threatened to torture it, if Jewel didn’t come over soon. Like a good necklace mother, she relented to the kidnappers and submitted to our demands.

Jewel planned on coming over to the Sex Palace around 8pm, but work was keeping her longer than planned. Danni, already very excited about seeing Jewel again, was busy testing out a new toy she got called an “OhMiBod”. I did my best not to get worked into her play, since I know what happens when we get going. (Danni promises more reviews on the OhMiBod later.)

Danni eventually got completely naked and hopped in the jacuzzi. Jewel soon knocked on the door, I kissed her with a "welcome back", and showed her straight to the Jacuzzi. Jewel immediately got naked and joined Danni, me following right behind.

We chatted and caught up a bit and soon decided that we all needed to head up to the bed.

Folks, let me tell you that seeing Danni and Jewel naked in bed together is simply a wonderful sight. And, being able to join them is even better. Jewel laid back on our love seat as Danni got between her legs and started eating her pussy. I offered my cock and she expertly began sucking me deeply.

We then moved to the bed. I laid back and both girls began sucking my cock. Jewel then moved up and lowered herself onto my waiting cock, giving all of us a great view of her tight pussy sliding up and down my hard shaft.

We eventually flipped around, and I started fucking Jewel from above. As the girls kissed and groped, I continued fucking Jewel. The scene was so hot that I was sweating profusely. A good sweat!

Danni then laid back, and Jewel began eating her wet pussy as I fucked her doggy style. I did everything I could to avoid coming, watching Jewel lick up Danni. I enjoyed working her from behind, holding onto that tight little ass.

I then moved down to eat Jewel and get a taste of her wonderful wetness. Eventually, we 69’d and Danni took turns at both ends of us, working me, then working Jewel.

Then Evil Danni came out to play, and she grabbed the DI (her favorite vibrating dildo) and started working Jewel’s pussy. Jewel laid back on top of me and clearly enjoyed the feeling as Danni worked her. I was rubbing her body and tits as she started cuming. Jewel’s body gets amazingly tight when she cums, and it’s just amazingly hot to watch and feel.

After relaxing from the orgasm, the girls noticed that I was still hard, and Jewel immediately popped her mouth on my cock. Jewel gives an amazing pornstar-quality blow job and it wasn’t long before my legs, and the whole bed were quivering, and I blew my load deep into her mouth. And she never spilled a drop ;-). Danni and Jewel exclaimed afterward that the shaking was just like the old style vibrating beds in cheap motels. (Now how do those girls know about those????)

Danni played with Jewel's nipples unmercifully, but alas she had to go home at some point. We eventually kissed goodnight, and Jewel reclaimed her necklace.

Little did she know that we had a new hostage. Cum again?