Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Is your Barracks door open?

A cute story (sent from Jiggy and Metal Man) to share with the military folks:


A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.' Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?'

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, 'No, no, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.'

Sunday, August 10, 2008

J-LO, one fun hunny of an ESF

Ok, B and I have been way busy; yes, too busy to write for the blog. BUT, that doesn't mean we've been too busy to "play", especially when an ESF (elusive single female) the quality and caliber of J-LO wants to hang with us. 3-ways are way cool!

We're still hoping she can join us for VA Friends this weekend. Yep, we'll be there, both nights ... it's been months and months since we've attended. So Jungle Luau, here we come! And, we're finally meeting Storm and Wolverine's friends from Richmond and their friends from NC. That's how we roll in the Lifestyle ... you invite two friends, and they'll invite two friends ... LOL.

Oh, and since it's Labor Day weekend (no work on Monday), we've decided to have an impromptu Sex Palace South Party on Sunday night, so THREE days of decadence ... yee-haw!

Home Depot Scam

Keep your eyes open for this one.

A 'heads up' for those men (or women like Danni) who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month Danni became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you're packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. {pant! pant!}

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Danni had her purse stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th and the 16th, and very likely again over this coming weekend knowing her.

So tell your friends to be careful.