Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sex is Golden

We met Golden (F) and Gerard (M) at a local bar, had some drinks (including a Blue Motorcycle, highly recommended). After some nice conversation, we quickly agreed to come back to our place. Golden and Danni quickly began kissing and groping each other in the kitchen. Golden dropped on her knees to eat Danni's pussy. After a bit, Danni hoped onto the counter so that Golden had an easier time eating her.


After a while of this hot scene, we knew it was time to get to the bedroom.

The girls continued playing with each other for a while. Eventually they invited both of the guys and lots of fucking and sucking ensued. Everyone took turns with everyone. Of course, Danni squirted with Gerard, all over him.

It was a work night so everyone knew that the night was going to be an early one. We kissed goodnight, hoping that we'd see them again really soon. Hopefully they'll make one of our next parties.

Sorry to take so long to post about this very HOTTT time...and we do hope to invite G&G again soon!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Miracle Beer Diet -ROTFLMAO

Just had a friend email us this vid! It's great! Think we know some girls (and guys) that prescribe to this diet, too.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Top 10 Reasons To Become Swingers

Ok, I found these online and thought I'd share, with comments based on our experiences:
Top 10 Reasons To Become Swingers

Couples who enjoy swinging and frequent swinger's clubs say that they love their partners but crave "recreational sex".

They claim that having sex with others is purely "for fun" and in no way diminishes the relationship they have with their spouse.

So where in such a relationship are the secrets that only two can share? Doesn't having "interchangeable" sex partners kind of take the personal intimacy and romance right out of the bedroom?

Not according to swingers. They maintain that swinging allows them to explore their sexual boundaries together while strengthening their mutual love and respect for each other.

So, if you and your spouse are considering crossing over from fantasy to reality, here are the top 10 reasons to become swingers (and not everyone one of these "reasons" applies to everyone; and these are in no particular order per Danni).

  1. Because you both want to experience sex with other people but do not want the guilt of "cheating". (monogamy is WAY over-rated; it's JUST sex, damnit, per Danni and this is one of our top reasons for swinging and mine-Danni's- is #5)
  2. To experiment and learn new techniques that new sex partners can offer.
  3. To fulfill your mutual fantasies.
  4. To satisfy your voyeuristic tendencies.
  5. To explore your bisexual curiosities.
  6. Have group sex in a safe and controlled environment whether it be at a private "house party" or at a swingers club.
  7. To enjoy multiple partner sex with like-minded people without fear of judgment.
  8. To make new friends and experience an exciting "alternative lifestyle".
  9. To experience those long lost, intoxicating feelings of "lust" and rejuvenate your boring and routine sex life. (ok, yes, we've heard this reason, but certainly not one of ours! nothing boring or routine about our sex lives per Danni)
  10. To share in a totally uninhibited and enjoyable "release" from the stress of everyday life. (nothing better than sex for stress relief per Danni)

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Now, it's your turn; tell us what's YOUR reason for swinging?????

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Danni answers her email...

Just received this email with regard to my previous laser hair removal treatments...

...and thought I'd answer for everyone's benefit:

"Hi Danni.

I've always enjoyed your blog and your happy sense of humor. If I am ever able to entice my wife into sharing, perhaps our paths will cross. But, that's not why I'm writing.

A while back, I recall you writing that you'd had your (short) hair lasered off. Though being almost bald, my "short hair" was longer than the hair on my head, I figured "what the hell, who wants hairy balls", and, so, while my wife and I were in {location removed to protect the oh-not-so-innocent} last week, we visited a cosmetic spa and got lasered. I'd shaved it all once, and HATED the scratchiness of it growing back. So, I used to just yank em out one by one, which was time consuming and, as you probably know firsthand, not so fun. So, as instructed, the night before being lasered, we shaved the areas to be treated.

The next day, we did the laser thing. For me, it was a bit odd to have a pretty young doc handle my pecker without gloves, but, what the hell. The thing is, the process didn't hurt much. The pulses felt more like that feeling you get when you gently lower your more tender parts into water that's a bit too hot. Now, a week later, the hair seems to be growing back no differently than if I'd simply shaved it. SO, I'm wondering if they simply didn't turn the thing up high enough to actually remove my hair.

My wife's experience is similar (though she'd rather eat dirt than write about it). Now, I do know this is not supposed to be a one shot procedure.....but....just what is normal? When you got done, particularly the first time, was it particularly painful? Did you have any redness afterwards? Did your hair pretty much begin growing out again as if you'd shaved, as opposed to being lasered? I have a fairly high pain tolerance, and told them to simply turn it up as high as they needed to, so it wasn't as if I was reacting in a way which would have caused them to turn down the intensity of the pulses.

I was so looking forward to having nice shiny cock and balls, and now it's all about as smooth and shiny as sandpaper.

I'm hoping that you can relate your experience in a way which will shed some light on whether they simply didn't laser me effectively, in which case I'll let AMEX deal with it, and find someplace else to go. We'd tried not to do it locally, as my wife is a {occupation removed to maintain discretion} , and, well, she'd prefer to keep some things private (as opposed to her husband, who didn't know the parking lot of {location removed for, well, 'er just for shits-and-grins} was under video observation until he got caught using it as a changing room).

Thanks for your time, and for your hot, funny blog.

Regards, S"

Well, S,

I'm glad to give you the low-down. Laser hair removal is not a one-shot process, that's true. It was probably not until the 3rd or 4th treatment that I noticed much reduced hair growth. I had 6 treatments in all. Also, I still have a small amount of hair that does re-grow. It's very close to my labia, and I assume it is from the operator's personal discomfort at being that close to my "lips".

I think you and your wife are making too much of simple hair removal NOT to do it close to home, so you can do the full regime of treatments. It's no big deal, really! I'd be more concerned that the "doc" that did yours was un-gloved. OMIGOD! Talk about unsanitary; yuck!

The only pain I had was similar to a rubber band being snapped against my pussy. A little redness went away fairly quickly, just slightly inflamed hair follicles. Aloe helped a great deal. Just felt a bit "warm" for about 20-30 minutes after each treatment, but I was always good-to-go for fucking every evening!

Sorry, but I don't think AMEX can help you. LOL Go to a cosmetic spa local to you and get BALD!

Glad you enjoy the blog. We enjoy making it, well, enjoyable. Sorry to take so long to post about our recent 4-some and 6-some, including some new (and young) players. B's working on it, I promise.

We'll be at VA Friends for Halloween. Let's get naked!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Club FA, aka Freedom Acres, in Sunny CA

Yep, we finally visited Freedom Acres. Thanks to some great friends (we met in Vegas at the Lifestyles Convention), we were VIPs.

The place was mobbed and the club is great, especially the play area, which is large with lots of variety and space. We had an early morning flight the next day, so wanted to get to playing pretty early in the evening. We got there around 9 and had some hot sexy fun with some couples on the dance floor.

It was "Naughty School Girl" night, and Danni enjoyed as many school girls as she could get her hands...and her lips...on. Lots of fondling and fingering , kissing and licking...seems every girl Danni tried to pickup was a nervous newbie. aw, the luck!

By 11, we were ready to get naked, but the vast majority of the people were still in party mode. And, we wanted to play.

So we just went back to one of the lofts, got naked and started fucking. We had a few couples watch us, but they seemed nervous about joining in. There was one couple that laid down next to us and started fucking.

They asked to swap, but their girl wasn't bi at all, and Danni wasn't feeling it with the guy. We prefer group play over simply switching partners, so we declined.

After we both put on a little show for the small group in the loft, we got dressed and called it an early evening. We'd highly recommend FA. We just need to have a little more rest, and more time, so we can wait to play until a little later on in the evening.

We're back in the area in the spring, so we'll probably be back to FA. It'd be great to meet a nice group, maybe have some dinner, drinks and then get wild at the club. We'll post a reminder that we're going a little closer to the dates.

A big orgy in the loft would we great!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Funeral on Thursday

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes apose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot. Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed coffin.

Stay tuned for more party reports. B's still busy writing! Be patient...

Friday, October 05, 2007

Happy Haunting

As for Halloween, we just got word that Virginia Friends (VAF) is still having the party on Oct 26-27 (just a different hotel), so we're going! We love Halloween!

If you need more information, just send us a note via email.

Happy Hunting, 'er , I mean Happy Haunting!