Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Blow Jobs....hmmmm



Well, my friends, thank you for your best wishes and good thoughts...my surgery went very well yesterday, and I feel MUCH better than I expected. In fact, so good that I demanded B let me give him a blow job last night! B said that I should tell this story from last night or he'd look like a selfish asshole, which he is NOT at all. (I divorced the selfish asshole in my life a few years ago.)



by Danni, the bi-female 1/2 of this couple

First of all, guys AND girls should scroll to the bottom of this post and read the article, because I truly believe you are what you eat (ingest, at least). How to make your semen taste better! I've never really enjoyed swallowing cum 'til I met B and now I know why...when guys (and girls) drink coffee and other assorted acidic drinks, they simply do NOT taste good, but bitter and/or sour. My B, on the other hand, is a Mountain Dew addict, and has the best-tasting cum ever...very sweet and swallow-icious.

Ahhh, last night B planned to use a "sleeping pill", i.e. hand job, which he uses when I'm not available. Since I had surgery yesterday, it was recommended that we abstain from sex for 2-3 weeks. Well, I luv to suck B's cock. And, watching him masturbate gets me horny, surgery or not. I had to use this picture as an opener, 'cuz after the mind-blowing blow job last night when B literally fucked my mouth, it truly felt that he was cumming out of the other side of my head! LOL

I started by kissing him and playfully tickling his tongue with my tongue as I fondled his balls and stroked his cock lightly with my hand. Stroking harder and harder, I dug my nails into his thigh and pulled on his balls. I offered to get on my knees and suck B from the side of the bed, but he is such a gentleman, he did not want me to hurt myself. {wink} Teased enough, B got to his knees and holding onto the bed canopy, began to fuck my mouth with his cock. I took control (wow, what a surprise) and firmly grasped his cock with my hand and proceeded to suck and lick his balls and "t'ain't" (you know, t'ain't balls and t'ain't ass! LOL).

When B is close to cumming, his cock becomes rock-hard and the head of his shaft becomes engorged. Well, imagine that being shoved deep into your throat! B blew his hot load so deeply into my throat, I didn't even have a chance to taste it.

We do have trouble with me giving B blow jobs to completion in the car, though...an accident could ensue! Do you think even animals give blow jobs? I do! ;-) When I hear guys say their girl doesn't like to give bj's, I just feel sad. Hell, I bet even Frosty the Snowman can get a blow job! I know that x-ray technicians do it...and even cartoon characters.

I do know that I luv to give blow jobs....male or female....I'll leave more about my female blow jobs to another post! I'm such a tease!
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How to make your semen taste better!
Everyone has a unique odor and thus everyone also has a unique taste. And, although there is no scientific evidence to prove any of the following claims that are believed to improve the taste of your semen, they are nevertheless widely believed among drinkers and squirters alike. Believe it or not, many of the things that affect body odor are believed to affect the taste of semen as well.

For instance, alcohol and coffee are believed to give semen a bitter, pungent taste. As well, cigarettes, garlic, onions, broccoli, and cauliflower are also believed to alter the taste of your love juice. The cigarettes need no explanation; you're inhaling fire, let's get real. But because the aforementioned foods tend to have a distinct odor, it's believed that they will affect the way you taste.

If you're dehydrated, pig out on spicy foods or are taking medication, these factors may also contribute to an uninviting flavor. So maybe you should take it easy on Mexican delights and start downing water like there's no tomorrow.

FOR A BETTER-TASTING MILKY WAY "COCKTAIL":
What To Eat/Drink: Plums, Oranges, Lemons, Limes, Cilantro, Spearmint, Grapefruit, Green tea, Beer, Pineapple, Mangoes, Chamomile tea
What To Avoid: Broccoli, Brussels Sprouts, Spices, Coffee, Chocolate, Cigarettes, Asparagus, Chemically processed liquor, Onions, Garlic, Dairy Products, Red meat

There are recommended foods to make your little guys taste great as well. Again, this has not been scientifically proven, but hey, so long as these foods are not poisonous, what's the harm in trying, huh? Before we get into the flavor, let's talk about output. A lot of guys would love it if they could make like one of the characters in Scary Movie and ejaculate so much that they plaster their girlfriends against the ceiling. And although that won't likely be happening anytime soon, it's believed that wheat germ increases seminal output. Bon app├ętit.

Considering most guys are avid meat eaters, keep in mind that red meat apparently makes semen taste more acidic. Hmm, nothing like the taste of acid to end off a wonderful night of sexual fun. To sweeten up your inner load, drink plenty of pineapple juice, and eat bananas and papaya. Their sweetness results in yours. And of course, lest we forget that parsley can do wonders for men worldwide -- it eliminates body odor, freshens breath and improves the taste of seminal fluid. how about some 68?

Always keep in mind that everyone has a distinct taste and even if you do all these things, she might still find the taste of your fluid repulsive. But if she's more than willing and able to sacrifice for the greater good, then have her down a mint before she makes her way down south. The mint will serve to hinder the flavor of your semen and will simultaneously provide you with indescribable sensations. And to polish things off, you can reciprocate the favor by doing the same. Or you can leave it as a 68, and you'll owe her one. Obviously, your semen will never taste like a chocolate milkshake, but trying your hand at sweetening it up a little will serve to enhance your love life. Think about it, now every time you consume something new, you can urge her to try your new and improved juice. Enjoy.

1 comment:

Anthony Singh said...

Cool! time to do a little experimenting ;)