Assicons?

versus "emoticons" or "smilies"...feel free to use any and all when/wherever you like!

Why no new party stories or pics? Well, we missed the last VA Friends event due to a certain single female we met....story to follow at a later date (still working on it! it was a long nite). {here's a teaser, though!}




Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!