To Whom It May Concern

Thanks to those of you who've emailed with great comments, pictures of your own wild times, witty banter and the "all powerful" and always appreciated offers of sexual favors to be rivaled only by Jenna Jameson herself.

On the other hand, we receive lots of emails and sometimes all I can say is "duh". We get asked for things that are available right here on the blog.

For instance, we've provided links to our Yahoo profile in the right-hand column here, as well as tons of other pertinent links. Also, most of the time when we receive an email, there is no profile for us to check out and if there is a Yahoo profile, it's blank...no stats whatsoever, no pics, etc. So why do we want to respond to you? Why should we care? Come on, you're smarter than that! To receive interest, you must generate interest. Works in everyday life and online.

For instance, how do you respond to this kind of email...? or more importantly, why bother?

From : (Name Removed to Protect Whoever - M or F? - with the Blank Yahoo Profile)
Sent : Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:15 PM
To : danni654also@yahoo.com
Subject : Profile
I saw your blog but can't find your yahoo profile w/pics. Can you send a link?

Sorry for the uncharacteristic rant; I must need pussy bad! Thankfully we have a hot couple driving in from Roanoke tomorrow night for some decadent fun!