Thursday, September 29, 2005

Top 20 Ways to Know You're a Swinger

adapted from W&J at http://cutecpl4u2.tripod.com (xoxo and thanks!)

#20- You giggle to yourself at the office when your coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend was...if they only knew.

#19- Before traveling somewhere you look up couples in the area online.

#18- You come home with that "There's Something About Mary" hairstyle.

#17- When going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your girl, it just seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

#16- Your kids and baby-sitter wonder why Mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom every Saturday night.

#15- You wonder how you'll explain to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night with overnight bags, blankets and pillows and don't leave until early Sunday afternoon.

#14- You both turn your heads to watch a hot woman walking down the street...and then exchange a smile and a wink.

#13- At the gym shower, you're the only one with shaved balls or a shaved pussy.

#12- You make plans to meet a "str8" or "normal" couple and realize you have nothing to wear.

#11- You spend more time grooming your privates than porn stars.

#10- You only know couples by their first names, email addresses or their online screen names or handles.

#9- Most of your pictures are from different hotel rooms and you're usually wearing a convention or club wristband.

#8- Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with couples name and numbers and sexy "contact cards".

#7- You are sending out online Christmas cards to people with names like: wiiiideopen, cutecple4u2see, xoticone,

#6- At work when someone talks of a risque adventure, most are shocked or stunned and you say "cool".

#5- You are running out of excuses to tell your "str8" or "normal" friends why you cannot go out with them.

#4- At a work retreat to get to know your coworkers, you freeze and wonder what you can say when they ask everyone to tell something about yourself that no one else would know.

#3- Your closet is filled with more lingerie than Victoria's Secret.

#2- You go on vacation and realize that you took not one picture that you can show your family or "str8" friends. (Or you go on vacation to a sunny destination and come home paler than when you left.)

And the #1 Way to know you're a Swinger: You see a really hot girl walking down the street and wonder if she'd do you AND your girl!

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