My rant for today....Houston we've got a problem!

Ok, a quick rant and then I'm off to the hot tub to soothe my aching neck and shoulder muscles...but that's another blog post about my new FAVORITE toy!

B and I just got back from Houston TX and unpacked. My "toy" bag had literally been dumped out and everything put back in total disarray. I can envision several gnarly, dumb-ass TSA folks oogling, chuckling and touching every toy I own. Ewwww!!!! At least, it doesn't look like anything is missing. It just all needs to be cleaned really WELL!

Thankfully, the future of sexxx toys is looking "up"...in my perfect future world, all keyboards will come with "accessories" like this...



xoxo, Danni (the bi-fem 1/2 of this swinging couple)