Monday, January 23, 2006

Thanks to Billy in Central NY for his useless knowledge!


This was posted on the Syracuse Social Club's Yahoo Group Message Board and I laughed so hard that I just had to share it!

From: bim8s4u@yahoo.com

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 (Note from Danni: you could double that for my guy! LOL)
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour (Note from Danni: damn, it feels like more velocity than that!)
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch (Note from Danni: I've seen - and sucked on - some clits bigger than that!)
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ

Danni's additions: Enjoy this Urban Legend..."The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty..."

And for more Penis Facts and Tips, check out...http://nawtythings.com/penis.html .

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

From Jake L. *email deleted to protect the innocent*

Danni,
Thats a whale shark on your website, not a blue whale. (The gills are the real obvious giveway) Sorry to burst your bubble, I'm kinda a marine biology geek. :)

Jake

Danni and B said...

Thanks, Jake, for your geek-ness. You didn't burst my bubble; I just copied this from an urban legend site devoted to penis envy. LOL xoxo, M (aka Danni)

P.S. I don't believe everything I read/see on the web, do you? ;-)

(o)(o) here's looking at you kid!