Monday, January 23, 2006
Thanks to Billy in Central NY for his useless knowledge!
This was posted on the Syracuse Social Club's Yahoo Group Message Board and I laughed so hard that I just had to share it!
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 (Note from Danni: you could double that for my guy! LOL)
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour (Note from Danni: damn, it feels like more velocity than that!)
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch (Note from Danni: I've seen - and sucked on - some clits bigger than that!)
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ
Danni's additions: Enjoy this Urban Legend..."The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty..."
And for more Penis Facts and Tips, check out...http://nawtythings.com/penis.html .
Posted by Unknown at 8:36 PM