Sunday found us struggling to get out of bed. When B and I awoke, Dirty Doris (our very sexxxy single g/f) -- who we thought was asleep in the adjoining bedroom of our suite -- had disappeared! OMIGOD!!! ALONE in VEGAS!!!
Thanks to mobile phones and text messaging, we soon discovered that she had awoken early and trekked up the strip to go shopping. We agreed to get our asses out of bed and meet her at Margaritaville, just across from Caesar's Palace.
B and I taxied up to M-ville from our Stardust lair. Doris hadn't been shopping long. She did, however, spend quite a while at a local bar and was feeling pretty good by the time we showed up.
Notice the shirt: "We Are the People Your Parents Warned Us About" . Gotta love that one! And a great shout-out to our fellow sex bloggers!
Wynn . Our clothes were soaked but almost completely dry by the time we walked the few blocks back to the Stardust.
MAXXIM magazine...could we take their picture? Had quite a few takers, especially one hottie that looked just like Alicia Keys.
...and that long Gene Simmons-like tongue came out!
Lucky Cheng's just across the street from the Stardust. The show was great! Lots of lesbians in attendance and a whole table of gals who showed off on the stripper pole. These drag queens actually had REAL breast implants. The highlight of the show was when the MC sprayed whipped cream all over his (YES, HIS!) breasts and surprised one of the guests by shoving her face in them.
Riviera which features the "Crazy Girls" show...hence this awesome sculpture out front. A group of cute young things were doing their best to get pics in front of these gorgeous asses cast in bronze. We even took photos for them as a group. They just wouldn't flash asses or titties or anything! So I just had to show them how it was done! Sucking on Doris' nipples...
We finally made it to the Stratosphere where Doris and B wanted to do the rides on top of the tower: Insanity, X-treme and Big Shot! Squeamish me (Danni) stayed in one of the casino bars while the "kids" did their thrill rides.