Vegas Report: Poker, Pussy and Piranha-1st Friday

We arrived late into Vegas and met Dirty Doris at the airport. She had to wait for us a few hours due to our plane's delay, so she was quite "toasted" by the time we showed up. Yeah, baby! Lots of hugs and kisses at baggage claim! Viva Las Vegas!

After checking in and eating a quick dinner at the Stardust, we got dressed up and ready to get on "Vegas Time", first hitting Deja Vu, choosing to hit the toy store instead of the strip club. I know, I know...must be crazy, huh? But, our evening's plans were WAY better! Doris had decided she needed a new "pocket rocket". Here's a pic of Danni in her dress...

So we headed over to Toucan's (formerly Hamburger Mary's) near Hard Rock Casino for the drag show but missed it by a few minutes. Little did we know that Toucan's had become a full-on gay bar, complete with cute go-go boys, but, alas...little fun for two bi-girls and a str8 guy!


Anyway, we finally caught up with MK via text message (our dancer friend who lives in Vegas), and we all decided to head around the corner and meet up at Piranha. Dirty Doris created a stir among the lesbians at Club Piranha! She hit the dance floor in her (very) little dirty schoolgirl skirt to put on a show for Danni and me. Little did we know that the "girly" lesbians would swarm all over her.

The best part of the lesbian scene at Piranha was watching the Bull Dikes by the couch fighting with their "girly"-friends after they dirty-danced with Dirty Doris! Eventually Danni joined Doris on the dance floor. Danni, of course, did her famous dance move....pound-fucking the girl in the ass from behind...and the looks on the dikes was priceless! Lots of jaws dropped.

While Danni and Doris were dancing, I noticed they were doing a lot of grinding, slow-dancing (to fast songs), both facing the same way, towards a draped VIP section on the lower level dance floor. Later they shared what they saw....the strangest thing ever. We had noticed a guy walking in earlier with a VERY short person who we first thought was a child. Who would bring a child into a place like this! When we realized the guy was a dwarf, the curiousity got the better of us! Imagine a tall, thin black guy and a very "buff" white dwarf as a couple!

Anyway, the girls were watching the dwarf straddle his b/f on the VIP couch and dry hump him. He obviously came 'cuz suddenly his legs were straight out and quivering...like an electric shock. Watching them dance later was great, too! The black guy carried the dwarf in order to dance. The show got even grungier when the dwarf (on the ground at this point) lifted his black b/f's shirt and licked his (cum-covered) stomach clean! Wow!

Anyway, at this point our HOTTT Vegas g/f MK finally showed up. She had just gotten off work (dancing at a local strip club). We can't share pics of her as she is now entering the world of movies. Str8 "vanilla" movies! You go, girl! I don't think we've ever "done" a movie star before! LOL

We all decided to do the upper VIP area with full bottle service. We enjoyed the services of our wait "person". Danni had just cum back from the bathroom and seeing a hot "girl" from the back sitting on Danni's plush chair in the VIP section, she proceeded to straddle her. Danni later told us that she noticed what a rock hard body this "girl" had, and when she noticed her hands and feet, she knew this was a guy/girl! Danni just didn't have the nerve (can you believe it?) to reach between her legs and see what she/he was "packing".

As we all drank our raspberry vodka and sprite, the girls danced along the railing overlooking the lower dance floor. Dirty Doris pulled out her "pocket rocket" and showed us how it works. Danni exclaimed that such a little vibe couldn't possibly "do the trick". So, Doris dared Danni to try it. As Danni worked the little vibe on her clit, her moans told us that it was working! Doris then shoved her finger in Danni's ass, knowing that always gets her off! Suddenly, Danni "blew her load" squirting all over the dance floor below.

MK was standing on the other side of Danni. When the shocked crowd looked up at us, MK pointed to her cocktail and mouthed apologies to the drenched dancers. Little do they know....

Well, once Danni starts squirting, it's difficult to stop! The floor and plushy chairs in our VIP booth were drenched. Danni lifted her skirt and straddled me, fucking me hard. Doris came over and told us if we were going to dry-hump, we may as well just do it! She realized her mistake when she reached down under Danni to feel my cock. No dry-humping going on where we were!
Danni finally sat back on her lounge chair and decided she needed to cool off, grabbing a chunk of ice and shoving it inside her pussy. However, she was so excited that when I reached over to touch her clit, she exploded again and the chunk of ice (not to mention, her own cum juices) exploded out of her pussy and hit me in the leg. Phew!

MK eventually showed Danni some of her stripper moves and Danni tried to imitate them. Her best move, though, was laying on the floor next to MK with her legs spread, shaking her feet in the air in that cum-hither motion. MK had some nice, tight jeans on; Danni had forgotten (?) that she had on a mini-dress with no panties. What a show! Even the gay guys in the VIP section next to us were having a blast!

Note from Danni: we're happy to announce that B received confirmation of his attractiveness. He got a "drive-by grope" and had a go-go boy give him smiles while he danced. Thankfully, B is very str8 and can't even pretend to have "gay game". LOL

Best part about Piranha, the staff just walked on by, not saying a thing to ANYthing going on! We give Piranha 10 Thumbs Up for lifestyle-friendly! We'll be sure to post about Piranha on www.AmericanLowLife.com The official Las Vegas online community® , an "everything Las Vegas" website for the type of person who adheres to the "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" motto. Find out what's happening all over Vegas including where to go and what to do at Las Vegas clubs, bars, hotels, shows, parties and events.

We'd finally had enough foreplay and decided to head back to the Stardust. The girls were all so wasted that I had to drive MK's car back to our hotel. Doris passed out in the back seat between MK and Danni. Somehow, we made it to the hotel safely. Doris staggered out of the car and went right up to a security guard outside of the Stardust, begging him to cuff her just to fuck with us. Omigod! We thought surely she had been arrested for drunk in public.

When we got to our suite of rooms, we put Doris to bed where she immediately started snoring. MK, Danni and I headed to the other bedroom.

We were quick to get naked and hopped right onto the bed. Danni had some new (to MK) toys, her Hitachi Wand and her DI. MK wanted to try them both out, and we were more than happy to help test drive them.

After MK came a few times, she was ready for more "human" contact. I got between MK's legs and ate and fingered that wonderful pussy. I then flipped her around and we 69'd for quite a while. MK slammed her pussy on and off my face as I tongue fucked that tight little hole. Danni was helping MK suck my cock and balls, so yummy.

We then put MK on her back, and I pounded her hard while Danni worked my balls. It wasn't long after that that I blew my load deep inside her.

All three of us literally all passed out on the bed from exhaustion, MK in the middle of Danni and me. I awoke about an hour later, pulled the covers over the three of us and turned out the lights. A great beginning to a great vacation!!!

And, then came breakfast...just me and three gorgeous bi-girls! More on that...and the Lifestyles Convention later....g'nite!