I have found the PERFECT vibrator, girls!!!!! Hey guys, looking for that perfect Valentine's gift?

If you're a regular reader, you know that my best friend (other than my honey B, that is) aka The Pearl Butterfly vibrator had disappointed me enough to finally throw in the towel (after going through 10 or 12 of them!) After an exhaustive search and lots of good advice from my online friends, my girl Nikki stepped up with the best of the best....the "Decadent Indulgence". The DI is heavy-duty and gets me off (for the LAST time of the day) in no time at all. It's high-tech, has eight levels of accelerating vibration and three patterns rhythmic motion. The internal beads are way better than the Pearls in the Butterfly ever were. When I first got it, the small nubby ticklers and wings of the clit-stimulator made me laugh...until I tried it. The picture is really deceiving!

OMIGOD!

If you want to give your girl the Big "O" of her life (after you've blown your load, of course! wink wink), please email Nikki at
sirenofthestorms@yahoo.com and get your DI today!

Let's just say that when I use it, B says I do the "Backward Spiderman Crawl". Believe me...it's amazing! And you won't be disappointed!


This is Nikki's website and the page with the DI:
http://yourpassionconsultant.com/consultants/stormtoys/toys02.html

My rant for today....Houston we've got a problem!

Ok, a quick rant and then I'm off to the hot tub to soothe my aching neck and shoulder muscles...but that's another blog post about my new FAVORITE toy!

B and I just got back from Houston TX and unpacked. My "toy" bag had literally been dumped out and everything put back in total disarray. I can envision several gnarly, dumb-ass TSA folks oogling, chuckling and touching every toy I own. Ewwww!!!! At least, it doesn't look like anything is missing. It just all needs to be cleaned really WELL!

Thankfully, the future of sexxx toys is looking "up"...in my perfect future world, all keyboards will come with "accessories" like this...



xoxo, Danni (the bi-fem 1/2 of this swinging couple)

What's Your Seduction Style? wow, this Quiz nailed me! scary actually!

Danni's Seduction Style: The Chameleon

A non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations. Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories. It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you. You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone. (This relates to me, Danni, the bi-female half of this swinging couple! LOL)

What Is Your Seduction Style?

B's Pimp Name, one helluva funny quiz!

B's Pimp Name Is...

Pimp Daddy Kisses

What's Your Pimp Name?

Do You Have Him Hooked? yes, another quiz

I Have Him Totally Hooked

My guy is all mine - and happily so. He loves being around me, and he totally sees us as a couple. (Just glad he likes to share...) It looks like we have a great future together!

Do You Have Him Hooked? Take the Quiz!

Thanks to Billy in Central NY for his useless knowledge!

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Party 69 Style

After spending Friday and Saturday day in DC for work, we were more than ready to get to VA Friends 69.69 Party in Richmond. This party is a nice deal, ‘cuz you get 2 nights in the hotel and 2 nights of “party” for $69.69. It’s a great price and a great reason to cum to a party between New Year’s and Valentine’s, two of the most popular parties of the year.


With no theme, Danni wasn’t quite sure what she’d wear to the party….but ended up with a black leather skirt, crotch-less (easy access) fishnet pantyhose, black stack-heeled leather boots and a see-through black lace top. We got to the party around 9pm and found about 50 couples in the bar area. We immediately found some old friends and caught up over some drinks. W&J showed up a little while after we got there. I was able to bask in the glory of 3 perfect sets of tits, as the girls compared breasts...W, my Danni and M (who keeps disappearing on us…..where, oh where, does that girl get to?)

Readers of our blog may remember that W requires 1st shift honors as she tends to pass out early as the evening progresses. After a little more partying and chatting with old and new friends, and a standing lap dance by Danni on J’s hard cock, we whisked W&J quickly to our room and got naked before the door was even latched.

Danni pushed W onto her back and started licking away at her wet and ready cunt, while I shoved my hard cock into her mouth. Danni has a habit of hogging the pussy so I eventually told her she needed to move aside, so I could have a taste of that sweet nectar. Danni moved her way up to kiss W and fondle her beautiful breasts while J worked Danni’s pussy from behind.


At some point both Danni and W were sucking my cock in tandem. Damned if I know how we got into that position but no complaints from me! And, J was eating out Danni’s pussy with reckless abandon and from her writhing, bucking and screaming, he was obviously doing a good job.

Being that it was the 69.69 party, I soon flipped W on top of me to “assume the position”, honoring the party’s name. After tongue-fucking her wet cunt, sucking her pierced clit and fingering her, I flipped her onto all fours, spread her legs wide and fucked her from behind.

At the same time, Danni was on top of J, riding his hard cock, moaning and screaming while she pumped furiously with her cunt. She was clearly enjoying it as she squirted several times all over J. J didn’t seem to mind, though. Both J and I flipped the girls over on their backs and continued pounding away with our cocks. W soon had me cumming hard and deep inside her.


J was the man of the hour as he continued fucking Danni over and over. Danni loves getting fucked doggy-style and quickly wrangled herself on all fours, spread herself apart, grabbed J’s dick and forced him to fuck her from behind harder and harder. As she came again, squirting all over J and the rest of the bed, W and I sat back and enjoyed the show…on the only dry spot we could find on the bed.


Since J and I were spent, Danni decided to be the 3rd cock in the room. She asked me to pull out her “advanced” strap-on and shoved the “pussy plug” inside her as she strapped the black leather harness on. Danni positioned W back on all fours and lapped away at her pussy again before shoving her “cock” deep inside her. W, being a little tender after I had already fucked her, requested lube. Danni complied by dribbling the warm KY liquid lube down her ass and rubbed it into her pussy lips and onto her “cock”.


Danni exclaimed as she fucked W from behind that the “pussy plug” action may just make her squirt again. I helped Danni for a while by grabbing her ass and fucking W from behind with Danni’s “cock”. Danni’s “guy” leg muscles gave way and W helped out by climbing on top of Danni and riding her “cock” cowgirl-style.

Finally, everyone was exhausted. W&J dressed and went on to their room to freshen up before meeting us back upstairs on the Party Hall. We’re not sure what happened to them at that point, because we never saw them upstairs…did they pass out? Decide they’d had enough and go on to sleep? Or continue the evening by fucking each other? Maybe they’ll do us the honor of posting a comment and let our readers (and us) know what was up?

Danni and I put a few clothing items on and headed upstairs…after such good fucking, we just sat back and enjoyed watching the HOTTT naked girls taking their turns in 2’s and 3’s on the dance pole. Guys, this is the way a strip club should be…full nude, alcohol allowed, all the girls are truly bi- and at the end of the night you get to fuck ‘em!

Danni saw No-No (aka N of N&F) at the other end of the hospitality suite. She hopped up from her perch near the stripper pole and rushed over to molest No-No…shoving her against the wall, kissing and groping her. F eventually told me that watching our two girls got him immediately hard.


At that, we grabbed No-No and F to take them down to our room. As we left the hospitality suite, Danni and No-No took a slight detour to explore (i.e. suck, grope and nibble) some mammoth breasts situated atop a good-looking blonde. We finally tore the girls away from the blonde and steered them back to our room.

Due to circumstances beyond our control (LOL) from 1st shift fucking, No-No noticed how wet the bed was, and Danni had to get out the beach towels (which always travel with us now). No-No laid on her back and I fucked her mouth from above while Danni worked her pussy from below. F joined the mouth-fucking, so No-No took turns working both of our cocks with her mouth. Now let me tell you, No-No can suck a good cock...or is it suck a cock good?!?!


Danni used a shooter on No-No’s pussy, dribbling the alcohol onto her pretty pussy lips and licking the shooter and her juices at the same time, then fucking No-No’s pussy with the shooter glass in her mouth…a favorite of Danni’s girlfriends. Danni finally moved upwards to sit on No-No’s face and allow her to eat her out. No-No was doing wonderful work from the sounds Danni was making, but finally had to quit claiming claustrophobia…Danni does have a tendency to think everyone can breathe through their ears, like I can. And Danni does love muff diving...giving and receiving!

I started eating No-No while Danni sucked hard on F’s cock. After eating that sweet pussy of No-No’s for a while, I grabbed Danni and lowered her tight cunt onto my cock. No-No mounted F, and Danni and No-No kissed while they both rode our cocks. Somehow, the double-headed mysteriously appeared on the bed. Danni grabbed it and shoved one end into No-No and swallowed the other end with her pussy. Danni and No-No grinded the double-headed between them for quite a while.


Then, No-No had had enough and Danni thought she was done, too….until I had her on all fours and was pile-driving her with the double-headed from that position. I told No-No to watch closely and worked Danni’s pussy until she squirted all over my chest. No-No’s jaw dropped about six inches…it was a classic expression! She later told me it looked as if a fountain had been turned on.


Danni reached down to rub her pussy and brought her hand up to my mouth so I could taste her sweet (and I do mean sweet!) cum. I ravenously licked her fingers. Danni licked her own fingers as well…a woman has got to love her own pussy! And as she dipped her fingers into her squirt cum-laden lips again, F enjoyed a taste of that nectar as well. Danni offered No-No a taste, but was told “No-No”.


At some point (again, we lose perspective now and then LOL), it was mentioned that Danni should use the strap-on on No-No. No-No threw her hands up in surrender and exclaimed…”No-No, I’m good! I'm good!” Hmm, we hear No a lot, hence her nickname!

Hopefully, W&J and N&F will make the next House Party on Friday March 10th (which will last until sometime on Saturday March 11th) along with our other “friends with benefits”.

My Space

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Get the Party Started...on a Friday Night!

Our House Party at the Sex Palace on Friday the 13th was a SUCK-CESS! Slick and Lucky Bastard, M&M, Dom & Jade, and our sexy single g/f "Sexy" all joined in for a rollicking good time. It was the first House Party for several of our "friends with benefits", and I do believe it will NOT be their last, especially with us.

Let's Get the Party Started...there's nothing like a HOTTT erotic photo session to get everyone in the mood. Slick was gracious enough to do the honors! As more guests arrived, we had to turn the photo session lights down and open the door very slowly to be certain it wasn't a neighbor.

And, Danni, not to be outdone, had to get into the act with props and special effects...as well as kisses, fingering and teasing! As soon as everyone arrived and after a few drinks, introductions of friends to each other and cocktail party chit-chat, Danni suggested the girls (5 out of 9 of the guests) go check out the jacuzzi for a little girl-time. Danni noted to me later that if there's a heaven, it's just like this!

The scene was very hot as the girls took turns kissing, licking and fingering each other in every combination imaginable. While the guys sat around the jacuzzi watching, we all somehow magically ended up with no clothes on as the girls played. Once the girls actually realized that we were in the room, we were invited to join them. While the jacuzzi isn't meant for 9 people all sitting, we now know that five seated women can service 4 standing guys in the jacuzzi. I especially enjoyed kissing Jade and admiring her perfect breasts while being blown by another hottie.

After a while, it was time to head upstairs.

Of course, we had the swing all set up and ready for action. Jade immediately took an interest in it, and we propped her in and raised her up for all to take turns with her. I took my time eating her pussy and sucking her clit ring before I slowly began fucking her. This gave her a good orientation to "swinging". Apparently she liked it, since she stayed in the swing for 2 hours, a new house record!

There were all sorts of combinations of sucking and fucking going on in the bedroom. Slick wore a strap-on for the first time, fucking Danni until she had her squirting over and over again all over the bed. Everyone that later got on the bed commented on how wet the bed was.

Sexy claimed she hadn't had sex in over six months and was more than ready to make up for lost time. She told me later that the only person she didn't have sex with during the entire evening was Danni. Danni felt bad and promised to make up for that oversight as soon as physically possible. And, you know, she'll make up for it over and over and over again. But, I was able to get my turn with Sexy. It had been so long since I had been with her; it was very hot watching her ride my cock again.

M&M took their turns with all of their new friends. I especially liked when the little hottie M entered the living room with her perfect tits out for all to see and experience up close. I was able to get some very quality 69 time with M, and boy, her pussy tasted so good. Unfortunately, they couldn't stay the entire evening and had to leave around midnight.

At some point, Lucky Bastard and Dom took Jade back into the jacuzzi. While I didn't see what happened, everyone looked very happy when they came back out.

In the meantime, I was able to hang out with Slick, Danni and Sexy in the living room. Great odds! 3 girls + 1 guy = ??? Slick performed her shot glass trick on Sexy, drinking out of her pussy while Sexy laid back and savored the servicing.

While Slick was eating Sexy, Danni pulled out a new vibrating toy (The Scorpion) and began working Slick's wet cunt and ass.

I eventually jumped in and began fucking Slick from behind while she worked Sexy. Eventually, Slick turned the tables on me, and expertly sucked my cock until I blew my load deep into her throat. She took every drop while Sexy was kissing me and Danni relished in watching me cum. Ah, life is good!!!

Note from Danni: it was such a turn-on to see B from this angle being worked by 2 girls. I finally got to see his toes curl!!!!

Before you knew it, the clock read 4am, and everyone was beat. Slick and Lucky Bastard slept in the same bedroom with Dom and Jade, while Sexy joined Danni and me. The next morning, as I walked into the downstairs bedroom, I saw Lucky Bastard on top of Slick, fucking her hard. Slick just can't get enough! lol Jade and Dom also fucked first thing in the morning. Danni and I just aren't morning people, I guess.

What a great party with amazingly sexy people!!!! Stay tuned for the next House Party at the Sex Palace. Just got an email from K of Oh K Three Way who'll be at the next one! Yeah, baby!!!

Big Ten Inch, still in Vegas...be home soon with posts and pics from AVN 2007

got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

I, I, I cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she begs for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

my girl don't go for smokin'
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
band that play the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

House Party Playlist-Sexxxy Songs, Good Stripper Music too!

Wild Thangs!






Girls, Girls, Girls, Mötley Crüe (featuring Vince Neil)
That's right, we had a Vince Neil look-alike attend our last party!

Wild Thing, Tone-Loc
More, More, More, Andrea True Connection
Are You Ready For The Sex Girls?, Gleaming Spires
Baby Got Back, Sir Mix-A-Lot
Boom Boom Boom, The Outhere Brothers
What's Your Name, Lynyrd Skynyrd
Addicted To Love, Robert Palmer
Born To Be Wild, Steppenwolf
Born To Raise Hell, Motörhead
Brick House, Commodores
Bump N Grind, R. Kelly
Come Baby Come, k 7
Dancing With Myself, Billy Idol
Dazzey Duks, Duice
Dirty Cash, The Adventures Of Stevie V.
Do It ('Til You're Satisfied), B.T. Express
Do Me!, Bell Biv DeVoe
Downtown, SWV
Expressway To Your Heart, The Soul Survivors
Freaks Come Out At Night, Whodini
French Kiss, Lil' Louis
G-Spot, Wayne Marshall
Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car, Billy Ocean
Gimme Some Lovin', The Spencer Davis Group
Girls On Film, Duran Duran
Give It To Me Baby , Rick James
Green Onions, Booker T. & The MG's
I Hate Myself For Loving You , Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
I Like To Move It, Reel 2 Real
I Live For You, Chynna Phillips
I Touch Myself, Divinyls
If I Was Your Girlfriend, Prince
Knockin' Da Boots, H-Town
Lady Marmalade, Labelle
Let's Get It On, Marvin Gaye
Love Child (Halaila), LaLadin
Me So Horny, 2 Live Crew
Mony Mony, Billy Idol
Never Say Never, Romeo Void
Oh Yeah, Yello
Passion, K-05
Ready To Go, Republica
Return To Me, Dean Martin
Rock And Roll Part 2, Gary Glitter
Rump Shaker, Wreckx-N-Effect
Sex (I'm A), Berlin
Sex Me, R. Kelly
She's A Bad Mama Jama (She's Built, She's Stacked), Carl Carlton
Stroke, Billy Squier
Strokin', Clarence Carter
Super Freak, Rick James
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This), Eurythmics
The Tide Is High, Blondie
Touch Me (I Want Your Body), Samantha Fox
Turn Off The Lights, The World Class Wreckin' Cru
White Horse, Laid Back
Whoomp! (There It Is), Tag Team
Wiggle It, 2 In A Room
You've Really Got A Hold On Me, Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
You Can Leave Your Hat On, Tom Jones

What a way to end a Party....

Our 2006 Party Schedule..... (updated yet AGAIN)

House Parties at our Sex Palace (email us for more information, directions and updates at danni654also@yahoo.com):
Friday, December 9th, 2005 - The Slick-ster and her partner in crime, Lucky Bastard provided major "entertainment", for more.... see this HOTTT POST

Friday, January 13th, 2006
we're "on"...sorry but we have a rule to ONLY invite people we have played with our "friends" can bring their "play friends" ...Watch for the upcoming Post!

Tentative:
Friday-Saturday, February 10-11, 1006
Friday-Saturday, March 3-4th, 2006
Friday-Saturday, March 10-11th, 2006

At Virginia Friends, Richmond VA:

Friday-Saturday, December 30-31 - New Year's Eve
Saturday, January 21st - 69.69 Party
Friday, February 17th - Lady in Red (we're in DC on Saturday for a concert)
Friday-Saturday, March 17-18th - St. Patty's Day
Friday-Saturday, April 21-22nd - TBA
Friday-Saturday, June 23-24th - Shorts Short/Heels Tall/Skirts Small
Friday-Saturday, July 28-29th - Teeny Weenie Bikini Night
Friday-Saturday, August 25-26th - TBA
Friday-Saturday, September 22-23rd - Back to School
Friday-Saturday, December 1-2nd - TBA
Friday-Saturday, December 30-31st - New Year's Dance

At The Private Affair aka TPA, just north of Baltimore MD (always on Saturday)

Mar 11 - St Patrick's Day Social Party (if we don't host a House Party)
At MAC's Saturday night party, Richmond VA (tentative, if we can get an After Party Orgy together for our room):

April 29th - Pirates & Wenches
May 20th - Toga Party
July 15th - TBA
August 19th - TBA
September 16th - Pimp & Hooker Ball
November 11th - Leather & Lace

Lifestyle Las Vegas Convention July 19th-23rd




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The Rules - A Male's Perspective (and funny as hell!)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are definitely guy rules!

Please note: these were sent to us for posting and the owners of this blog take no responsibility for them. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, some may have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Kinky Sex Radio - are you ready for this?

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Sex Toys, anyone?

Due to a recent "malfunction" of my favorite vibrator, I posted a desperate plea on our group message boards for help to find a comparable one. The response was overwhelming. My girls at Capital Lipstick never disappoint! Here are a few of my favorite ones:

www.PureRomance.com Email her at: jejerenee@pureromance.com


www.PlayfulDelights.com Email them at: playful2@playfuldelights.com
www.slumberparties.com/distributor.cfm?DistributorID=5945 Email her at: redamourxv@yahoo.com


www.partygals.biz/index.asp Email her at: customerservice@partygals.biz


http://stormtoys.yourpassionconsultant.com/ Email her at: sirenofthestorms@yahoo.com