Surprize Xmas ESF Gift

Now that is what friends are for!!!! Junior and Charlotte brought their single g/f to our xmas house party. We haven't come up with an appropriate name for her so far, other than she's the "lady in blue" in these pics. And, we hope to see a LOT more of her! YUM!



Honestly, I can't remember much... I was too much "in" the moment. So, if any other attendees care to share, that's what comments are for!

Storm/Wolverine? OuiOui/Barney?

Danni's Holiday Rant

Sometimes, we're just too busy to post. We had a WONDERFUL house party recently with lots of out-of-towners we hadn't seen in a while. We'll get around to it, but, hey, it's the "holidays!" Cut us some slack. ;-)

"Read the Blog!" There's plenty of past posts (uh, nearly 400 to be exact!) Yes, the pictures are a tad distracting, but if one takes the time to read even a little, you'll get a "feel" for who we are and what we're about in this swinging lifestyle.

Ok, updating profile(s) again, starting with AFF: does this work?

AND, we'll see all you sexy fiends at the VA Friends New Year's Eve Party... in the ballroom, or in our party room... Feliz Navidad, mis amigos!

Falling in Love is so Hard on the Knees

You're so bad you're so bad you're so
You're so bad you're so bad

You think you're in love
Like it's a real sure thing
But every time you fall
You get your ass in a sling
You used to be strong
But now it's ooh baby please
'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees

You're so bad you're so bad you're so
You're so bad you're so bad

We was making love when you told me that you loved me
I thought ol' cupid he was taking aim
I was believer when you told me that you loved me
And then you called me someone else's name

There ain't gonna be no more beggin' you please
You know what I want
And it ain't one of these
You're bad to the bone
And your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees

You're so bad you're so bad you're so
You're so bad you're so bad

Chip off the old block
Man you're so much like your sister
My fantasize it must be out of luck
My old libido has been blowing a transistor
I feel like I have been hit by a fuck

Yeah

I'm Jonesin' on love
Yeah I got the DT's
You say that we will
But there ain't no guarantees

I'm major in love
But in all minor keys
Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees

What are you looking for
It's got to be hard core
Must be some kind of nouveau riche

Is this your only chance
Or some hypnotic trance
Let's get you on a tighter leash

Own it own it own it

You're so bad you're so bad you're so
You're so bad you're so bad

You ain't that good
Is what you said down to the letter
But you like the way I hold the microphone
Sometimes I?m good but when I'm bad
I'm even better
Don't give me no lip
I've got enough of my own

There ain't gonna be no more beggin' you please
You know what I want
And it ain't one of these
You're bad to the bone
And your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees

I'm Jonesin' on love
Yeah I got the DT's
You say that we will yeah
But there ain't no guarantees
I'm major in love
But in all minor keys
'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees

Me and her ... and her ... and her

We’ve been pretty bad as of late. Not keeping up with the blog has become a real problem, and fan complaints have overwhelmed us. We apologize!

We’ve had a few parties, and a few three-ways, and just never got the chance to write about them. We have lots of pics and promise to post them.

But, in the meantime, I just gotta write about last night.

We had talked to our newest sexy unicorn friend Barbie, and she planned on coming over to our place tonight. I had told Danni in the morning, that if she came home late from work (which she's been doing a lot, hence the slow blogging lately), she just might find Barbie and me going at it. I think that idea turned her on, as that “Danni smile” came out.

I was able to get home in plenty of time, and when Barbie rang. Danni was still at work. :-)


Barbie and I had a drink or two, and I explained that Danni would be late but was expecting that we weren’t going to wait for her. Barbie knew that she was going to be our sex toy this night, so it didn’t take long for me to get her naked.

We went into the bedroom, and I showed her the handcuffs, waiting just for her. She smiled, laid down, and she was locked onto the rails that make the head board of our bed.

I took turns eating her, fucking her, shoving my cock in her mouth, and just using her tight little body for my sexual pleasure. I had kind of lost track of time, and by the time Danni opened the door to the house, I realized that Barbie had been handcuffed and used for over an hour. I felt a little bad, but not TOO bad, lol.

I went out to the living room, naked, sweaty and my cock pointing the way and told Danni that I had a new sex toy for her. Danni went in to find sexy little Barbie, all helpless, laying there. She needed a break, so we let her up, knowing that she was going to finally get some girl time.

All of the sudden and much to my surprise, who appeared at our door, but the infamous Storm!

Mmmm, what a hot surprise. She had come straight from work, so she looked a little more prim and proper than I normally see her. But, as I sat on my couch, Storm sexily undressed in front of me, dropped to her knees and started sucking my cock.

While Storm was showing off her expertise, Barbie scooted her face between Storm's legs and started eating her. While Barbie was on her back, tongue-fucking Storm, Danni dove between her legs and started going down on Barbie’s very used pussy. (Sorry everyone, I really wish I had a picture of this, but there was no way that I was interrupting things, lol).

At some point, Danni and Barbie swapped places, and Storm sat on me reverse-cowgirl. Barbie couldn't keep her hands off Storm, though. Danni would reach up and rub my cock and Storm's pussy as they were grinding into each other.


We eventually all moved to the bed, with naked parts connecting all over the bed.

At one point, Barbie suggested that it was my turn to be handcuffed. Now, Danni will occasionally tie me up when we play alone, but I had never been restrained in any group setting before.

Hmmm, a new activity, I was game. After all, it was me and lots of girls!

They locked me to the bed, and Storm started sucking my cock again. Danni and Barbie lifted up my legs, and, much to my surprise, Barbie shoved a finger in my ass. All three girls were working me hard, and demanding that I blow my load into Storm's waiting mouth. As I was cumming, you could hear Storm humming with pleasure. After she squeezed out every last drop of cum, she said that my cum was so sweet. Danni explained that when you don’t drink coffee, your cum will taste much better.

We laid in the bed for a while. Then, Storm and Danni got up and went into the kitchen. I started kissing Barbie, and then her neck, her tits, her stomach, and then I found myself back to her wet pussy.

Barbie had told me how she liked to have her pussy eating, and I’m a pretty good student, so I made sure to do what the teacher had instructed.

She seemed pretty happy and was screaming loudly. Storm and Danni heard the screaming, were surprised that anyone was still playing, and came back into the room to watch. I think that I made Barbie cum hard 4 or 5 times, to the point that her pussy was way to sensitive to touch anymore.

Both Storm and Barbie kissed us good night. Everybody ended the night with huge smiles on their faces.

And, I was a happy guy...thanks, Danni!

13 is a Lucky Number at the Sex Palace South

Had a little party with some of our sexiest friends. 6 couples and a unicorn. Look interesting to you? We'd love your comments, especially from those who enjoyed the fun and want to share your impressions of the Sex Palace South. (You can always post anonymously!)

A little sumthin-sumthin in the afternoon

Visited our home club, VA Friends, recently and had some fun with old friends, Slick and LB, who popped in for a quickie.

Is your Barracks door open?

A cute story (sent from Jiggy and Metal Man) to share with the military folks:

THE ZIPPER

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.' Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?'

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, 'No, no, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.'

J-LO, one fun hunny of an ESF

Ok, B and I have been way busy; yes, too busy to write for the blog. BUT, that doesn't mean we've been too busy to "play", especially when an ESF (elusive single female) the quality and caliber of J-LO wants to hang with us. 3-ways are way cool!

We're still hoping she can join us for VA Friends this weekend. Yep, we'll be there, both nights ... it's been months and months since we've attended. So Jungle Luau, here we come! And, we're finally meeting Storm and Wolverine's friends from Richmond and their friends from NC. That's how we roll in the Lifestyle ... you invite two friends, and they'll invite two friends ... LOL.

Oh, and since it's Labor Day weekend (no work on Monday), we've decided to have an impromptu Sex Palace South Party on Sunday night, so THREE days of decadence ... yee-haw!

Home Depot Scam

Keep your eyes open for this one.

A 'heads up' for those men (or women like Danni) who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month Danni became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you're packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. {pant! pant!}

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Danni had her purse stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th and the 16th, and very likely again over this coming weekend knowing her.

So tell your friends to be careful.

Guess what we did?

When we catch our breath, we'll post "the rest of the story". Where am I (Danni)? Who do you think took this hot pic???

;-)

Dear Danni, Q and A

Q: I need some seasoned swingers advice please.

I don't know if this is common with singles but anywho. Have you ever experienced a couple getting jealous of time you spend with others? And if so how do you handle this tactfully? Do you just need to cut all contact with them or what. I guess I am asking how would you handle it?

A: As I've tried to explain/impress, YOU are the ESF (elusive single female), the UNICORN. YOU RULE. If anyone, and I mean ANYONE tries to pull anything on you, demands anything of you, requires anything of you, expects ANYTHING of you other than the pleasure of your company (no strings, no expectations), then you should run the other way.

Guess that's why we've had such good luck with single females. We know how they should be treated, like queens (and not the drag kind LOL), putting them on a pedestal and catering to their every need. Only thing we won't do is let a single F move in, unless she's REALLY good. ;-)

You just shouldn't put up with any bullshit from anyone, whether a couple or a guy.


NOTE: We don't usually share email exchanges, but this question from a single female deserved sharing, knowing other ESFs out there may be facing the same or similar problems. PLEASE don't put up with bullshit. ESFs RULE!

Nice asses...

Virginia Friends had a meet and greet locally, so we decided to venture out with Oui Oui & Barney (who came to town and were staying at our place) and Enigma & Shadow. We hadn't seen either couples in months!

After dinner together, we headed to the bar, meeting up with Storm & Wolverine, Charlotte & Junior, and J-Lo. Danni and the girls made a few connections for new party invitees, but since there was an All-Star line-up already gathered, it didn’t take long for us to leave and head back to the Sex Palace South for the real party.

Being a nice host, I would go to the door as our guests arrived. When the last couple to show rang the doorbell, I went to the door to get them. We walked back to the living room only to find 4 naked women in my house. Rumor has it that Danni was first one naked this time, but I couldn’t ask, as J-Lo's tongue was deep into Danni’s mouth.

The girls fell onto one of the mattresses, and the party was off and running.

Charlotte and I both got naked and moved onto a mattress. Normally, it seems that Charlotte and I hook up near the end of the party, so it was a nice and different experience to fuck Charlotte at the outset. We had some great quality time together, and everyone else also got naked and found fun playmates. I couldn’t see a lot as my face was in between Charlotte’s legs, but I heard a lot of moaning and groaning.

After a while, J-Lo showed up nearby.

We looked at each other, knowing it was time to make up for the last few parties, where we only had limited play time. I was sitting on the couch, and she crawled up between my legs and started expertly sucking my cock. She then climbed up on me and wrapped her tight little pussy around my aching cock. Riding me cowboy style, she was looking incredibly sexy and I had to do everything I could from coming right there. I didn’t think it fair to hog the party’s unicorn to too long, so J-Lo moved on to other adventures.

Danni and I had a chance to fuck each other for a while, and as she was squatting on my cock, she squirted all over me.

I then saw Oui Oui. We went right at it every which-way. At one point, Oui Oui was riding me, when Danni came over to see what was going on. She was rubbing and kissing on both of us. She stood up on the mattress and fell over (it’s pretty tricky to walk on these satin-covered mattresses) and landed right on my knee. Nothing damaged, but it did kind of kill the moment (Danni’s ass is still sore, lol), and we all got up to take a break and get a drink.

I had about 2 sips when I found myself next to a very naked J-Lo. Well, mama didn’t raise no fool. I grabbed J-Lo’s hand, and we were back to the mattresses. This time, I was on top of her. After fucking for a while in various configurations, her wonderfully tight pussy had me coming hard and strong. We looked at each other, laughed and smiled, knowing we’d made up for some lost opportunities in the past.

The action was so hot, that no one had time to pull out a camera until at the very end, I realized that everyone was naked, but finishing up. I made a special request, specifically for our readers. Behold this wonderful picture (part 1 and 2).

We kissed everyone goodnight, promising to not take too long before the next party.

Danni and I went to bed. Of course, as soon as we lay down, she had me hard again. Guess what we did, lol.

More on Swingtown...and Denver?

Had to share this article on the new CBS show "Swingtown". While some say "it's a mess", it's growing on me. The episode featuring Harry Ream's of Deep Throat fame was hysterical. My parents had a reel-to-reel projector just like that! OMIGOD! What were they up to when I wasn't around? ewwww!


And, the seasoned swinger couple who experienced a 3-way (MFM) with her ex-boyfriend made me cringe. (MFM just not my "thang"!) I personally don't think that's a good idea anyway. The previews gave a sneak peek at cheating between this couple. I'm guessing that the MFM which included a previous sexual partner may have been the instigator.


Anyway, here's the article. Enjoy!

When It's Swingtime in the Rockies
Mon Jun 09, 2008 at 10:50:01 AM

Just got copied on a form letter sent by one Bradley Guildner of Thornton to CBS regarding Swingtown. "The offensive content clearly violates our local community standards and does not reflect your license obligation 'to serve the public interest,'" he writes. "I urge you to refuse to air future episodes of Swingtown."

Hey, Bradley, I'm deeply offended by the series, too. Here's one reason why: It's boring. Here's another: It's allegedly set in a "local community" I thought I knew very well -- Winnetka, one of the towns that fed my high school. But the producers aren't naming any names, and if any parents were up to such shenanigans in 1976, when the series is set, the kids didn't know about it.

(Although even as I type this, it makes me feel a little squirmish about some of those fathers who drove me home after I babysat their kids while they were off doing -- what? Each other?)

BTW, Winnetka doesn't have anything on Denver when it comes to swingers. According to our highly suspect calculations, there are more swinger clubs per capita in Denver than in any other major metropolitan area.

Read all about it here. -- Patricia Calhoun

http://westword.com/2006-06-22/news/swap-talk/